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Accidentally made a Stargate fanblog. Oops

Follows from and replies as @myxmentrashblog

Multiships.

Mostly shitposts.

I tag my drawings as squigglys.

I probably have an AO3 around here somewhere.

#squigglys #I haven't really posted to ao3 yet but it exists

cyber54prime

Todd the wraith requested by @myxmentrashblog.

#Todd the wraith #stargate #Stargate Atlantis #looks great!

Cheesy chic flick AU of the episode "the Queen" where there's a fashion try-on montage of Teyla walking out in different Wraith Queen Chic™ outfits while the rest of AR1 and Todd sit on a vintage settee with their arms folded, giving approving nods or thumbs down.

The final outfit is chosen with Todd approvingly telling her to "slay, Queen".

#stargate atlantis #sga #s5e8 #the queen #teyla emmagen #wraith queen teyla #Todd the wraith #crack #side note but I need to know where wraith get their outfits #do they grow leather in the hive walls #with posts like this it's like I never left Tumblr

autistic-crypt1d

It was not my original intention for half of these to be Rodney, but... it's Rodney

A second one for funsies

#stargate atlantis #sga #stargate memes #lol #Rodney sharing your IP and then immediately blocking is so funny

"Oh! It's Todd!"

"There he is! The best character!"

"Best wraith."

"Todd, you are a treasure."

We're on "the Seer" and I fear my husband already loves Todd more than I do

#stargate atlantis #sga #s4e8 #the seer #todd the wraith #I told him Todd's name in his premier episode btw

John: Ronon.. buddy..

Ronon: Yeah?

John: Have you been leaving the Pegasus equivalent of personal ads at a bunch of trading planets on my behalf?

Ronon: *shrugs*

John: “Old soldier looking for companionship. Kind of short and skinny but ok at fighting. Has the blood of the Ancestors if you’re into that. Likes laying around doing nothing. Wraith kill count is over 200. Inquire on next trade day. Considering all applicants unless you’re a wraith.”

Ronon: The kill count part is what’s going to bring them in.

#stargate #stargate atlantis #crack #sga #john sheppard #ronon dex #some wraith out there is heartbroken that he's been left out #you know the one #john can't respond right away because his brain is processing #his brain's buffering icon is a ferris wheel spinning #he knows he can't kick ronon's ass so now it's time to find whoever showed him how to use the printer #john is 6'2 and like 40 but he's short and old to ronon

samueltanders

mierac

Uh, John? She’s into it. Like, a lot.

darthmelyanna

Can we discuss the look on Ronon’s face as he walks by in the third gif? I feel like he wants to point out that Elizabeth digs the beard.

captainrina

Omg I barely noticed Ronon there. He really wants to say something!

Is it just me, or throughout the series, does Ronon seem low-key invested in getting John married? Lol

esteefee

Ronon ships John with everyone. 😂

captainrina

John: *has a good interaction with someone else*

Ronon: How many swords do you two want at the wedding?

esteefee

John: Oh. Look. I’m just being friend–

Ronon: I’ll cut the cake.

#stargate atlantis #ronon dex #john sheppard #matchmaker ronon #I forgot if I ever reblogged this #I realize it's been years since I first put this in my draft but we literally cut the cake with a sword at my wedding

I don't know how much the Cosmere and Stargate fandoms overlap, but my husband just told me that all Wraith Drones should be called "Doug".

#stargate atlantis #stargate #sga #tress of the emerald sea #Cosmere

captainrina

My husband, after finishing "No Man's Land": I'm ok with Michael as an ally.

Me: *yearning for Todd*

captainrina

My husband, after finishing "Vengeance": Friendship ended with Michael. Now Todd is my best friend.

#stargate atlantis #michael kenmore #Todd the wraith #sga s3e19 #I told him Todd's name because I've been telling him all their names when I know them anyway #and he already guessed Todd would show up in more than one episode

My husband, after finishing "No Man's Land": I'm ok with Michael as an ally.

Me: *yearning for Todd*

#stargate #stargate atlantis #sga #michael kenmore #Todd the wraith #no man's land #sga s3e1 #Christopher Heyerdahl was actually in this episode as one of Michael's shipmates #I recognized his voice first and then his cheekbones #lol

captainrina

New gen System Lords with guards who wear furry heads instead of Jaffa helmets

fangirlsalad

Torn between

And

captainrina

It's true. I definitely teeheed

#Stargate #Stargate SG1 #cursed

New gen System Lords with guards who wear furry heads instead of Jaffa helmets

#Stargate #SG1 #cursed headcanons #you're welcome

godwithwethands

I believe in Samantha Carter supremacy

[Click for full size <3]

From top left to bottom right, the men are: Joe Faxon, Narim, Orlin, Jack, Ba’al, Pete, Martouf/Lantash

#stargate sg1 #samantha carter #jack o'neill #ba'al #pete shanahan #perfect!#Stargate fanart

Can anyone link that fanart of Sam with her various admirers surrounding her like it's a Conan the Barbarian cover? My husband is watching the show and I want to show him

#stargate #samantha carter #sam carter #stargate sg 1 #sg1 #i swear i had this reblogged but i can't find it on any of my blogs

has-feelings-deactivated2022032

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty).

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her.

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like:

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.”

captainrina

Todd introducing Teyla to his Hive in the holding cell surrounded by her teammates

#stargate atlantis #bees #stargate wraith

captainrina

Love, Michael <3

#stargate atlantis #stargate #michael Kenmore #mirror michael #valentine's day #stargate valentines

captainrina

Have another Valentine ❤️

#stargate #stargate sg 1 #valentine's day #jack o'neill #stargate Valentines

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