A Place Where Vegetables Roam Free.

🌸 Hi there! I'm 20 and from Scotland 🌸 I'm really inconsistent with what's on my blog. It's SFW. I hope you like it :)

[drxgonfly]

pinks in the morning & predawn skies (by matt northam)

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowghen)

[avatar-14]

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

[faggottt]

[d--r--a]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[cungadero]

if you eat this you see god

[depsidase]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[great-tweets]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[spideyytorch]

i love her shes so nice i follow her on instagram and twitter <333333

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[astraldemise]

me and my friend enjoying a tästy snack

[johnny-escobar]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

brothers in arms 

[doggosource]

dogs are toddlers 

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter