Cosmo

I love my car and like guilty gays and stuff

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[ptxual-deactivated20221118]

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

Bagel!

[blubird513]

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

We ate crepes and had a good time. :)

[blubird513]

OKAY!

I am in desperate need of luck, my insta got hacked and I am in “superstitious mode” rn while trying everything to get it back. SO!!

MAGIC BAGEL!!!

BLESS MEEEE!!!

Please ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[artpepkin]

Mannnn I really need this job, dont let me down tumblr good luck bagel

Edit: I GOT THE JOB 30 MINS LATER SKXBBD

[lilicmoonlight]

Fuck it might as well

[hypotheticallya1e]

kinda need this chat

[terryhungerywolfbogard]

I can pnly hope ….

[animentality]

[catinabed]

I really like that we keep him in our pocket

[ghostiiiy]

xoxo

[cosmo-idk]

I’m watching Ranma 1/2 (the old one) for the first time and HOLY SHIT THE OST GOES SO HARD

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[cosmo-idk]

Okay but like dolphins do shit that would get you the death penalty if you were a human so idk abt that one but almost all other things in the ocean are SICK

[cosmo-idk]

This also might be me spreading misinformation but i still think dolphins stink, they’re overrated af

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

FALSE.

Cat pfp....figures, unaware of felid behavior but vilifies dolphins. 🙄

FIRSTLY everything dolphins get blamed for literally thousands of other animals do too. It's all normal animal behaviors. Also ONLY A SINGLE SPECIES of dolphin out of 38-43 species total even somewhat resembles the highly exaggerated claims and stereotypes surrounding them.

Aggressive mating tactics are normal in nature but RARE in most dolphin species. Same with infanticide etc.

Also there's SOOOOOOOO many species of dolphin, but literally only bottlenose dolphins and orcas are seen as popular. There's so many obscure, underrepresented species within Delphinidae.

[cosmo-idk]

I still don’t like dolphins

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[cosmo-idk]

Okay but like dolphins do shit that would get you the death penalty if you were a human so idk abt that one but almost all other things in the ocean are SICK

[cosmo-idk]

This also might be me spreading misinformation but i still think dolphins stink, they’re overrated af

[imgdist0000]

drawing people i see in the city (48/?)

[cosmo-idk]

This the kinda thing you would see in some anime 20 years old that like 3 people have watched ever

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[cosmo-idk]

Okay but like dolphins do shit that would get you the death penalty if you were a human so idk abt that one but almost all other things in the ocean are SICK

[bimboamyrose]

what's brewin

[cosmo-idk]

Obviously high quality chicken

[cosmo-idk]

THERE IS NO WAY I WAS PRESSING RANDOM ON WIKIPEDIA AND GOT THE CITY OF JORK

[cosmo-idk]

@wallet6464 this is your fault

[rnismatch]

[cosmo-idk]

its average ):

[v0id-clawz]

Shout out to cishets actually

Shout out to cishets who are Aromantic

Shout out to cishets who are Asexual

Shout out to straight Trans people

Shout out to cis Gay people

Shout out to cishet people who are intersex

Shout out to Cishets who are polyamous

Shout out to allys here to support their queer peers