Cosmonaut775

Woe, bullshittery be upon ye!

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[cosmonaut775]

Ive returned from à trip to Europe with a new found respect and passion for coffee and cigarettes

[cosmonaut775]

Almost every take I see about Hades and Persephone pisses me off. Like they’re all so different but they’re somehow almost always wrong (imo).

[cosmonaut775]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS JUST BECAME LOST MEDIA WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE WANT ME TO SUFFER

[cosmonaut775]

I am taking the day off as a period of mourning due to it being the 572nd anniversary of the fall of Constantinople.

[cosmonaut775]

The Big Rock Candy Mountain really encapsulates the true American dream of being able to eat whatever you want and not have to deal with the police

[steampunkhobo]

[cosmonaut775]

You guys have no idea the things I would sacrifice for a Battlefront II update in 2025

[cosmonaut775]

The Big Rock Candy Mountain really encapsulates the true American dream of being able to eat whatever you want and not have to deal with the police

[ekkonus]

To whomever invented the .webp image type:

Pray our paths don't cross.

[cosmonaut775]

Guys I SWEAR Tally Hall is definitely getting back together this year I know I said that last year and the year before but you just have to trust me this time they’re definitely gonna release a new album I can feel it

[sspecterdog]

how many times are they going to change it?? did anyone else get this update?

[cosmonaut775]

Ted Kaczynski was right. Not about the societal stuff, I just think sending bombs through the mail is really fun.

[cosmonaut775]

This cart is starting to taste like longing that the Star Wars prequels were as good as the story they were trying to tell

[cosmonaut775]

SO NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT THE CLASS OF 09 ANIME PILOT DROPPED LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO?!?!

[cosmonaut775]

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

[cosmonaut775]

I had a dream a couple of months ago that this image was a popular instagram meme I had somehow missed and as soon as I woke up I had to bring it into he waking world