[costco]

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misha. i am an adult with a job and currently attending college so my activity on this account is pretty irregular

i am physically and mentally ill and this is going to affect the way i talk and behave. i try my best to be easy to communicate with and polite but it doesn't always work. sorry. would recommend you not message me unless you need something for this reason

i'm not a yume/selfshipper but i like some characters so much i'll block other people for liking them. if you're normal and i blocked you this is probably why

mutuals feel free to ask me for game friend codes

[skipperthekangaroo]

my favorite part about the twilight zone is when rod serling starts by just tearing into the main character. just the most brutal insults he can think of

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[raisedinalab]

mayb i start 1 day no killing challenge and build up from there?

[dogpuppy]

[costco]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

goes on shark tank empty handed and says good evening sharks. none of us are leaving this room alive

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[energyprison]

decided to read the wikipedia page for energy drinks since ive been drinking a lot of them lately and its just paragraphs of "youre not gonna make it" over and over and over like the shining

[boudicca]

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

[hungwy]

Don't order from Poop if you don't want Shit!!

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[fairycosmos]

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit