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‘Death to (mild inconvenience)’ is a huge 2020 vibe

I literally went to 5 guys yesterday, ordered a small bacon cheeseburger and small order of Cajun fries. The lady was packing up my bag- put in the cheeseburger, put in the cup of fries, then poured the entire basket of fries that were left inside of the bag too lmaoooooo. I shared them with the entire break room.

apatheticskeleton

i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf

jedi-valjean

You forgot he immediately followed it with “and he almost deserved it.”

pettycentral

sassystarlightcollection-deacti

#fuck him UP dania

just-shower-thoughts

The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

supernovajazzy

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

bundibird

These last 17 years have an “oh no” feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year

kosherrobot

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK.

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online.

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me.

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

usobukii-deactivated20170126

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

sushinfood

AMEN.

newwavefeminism

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

bluegrasskitty

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. 😑

angrybooklady

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

reighost

Reblogging to save a vag.

poetry-protest-pornography

It’s almost like the shame and stigma thar surrounds vaginas is a danger to the health and well being of people who have vaginas.

monasoffspring-deactivated20240

Damn y'all #saveavag

falincoded

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

meangirls2004

legendary

derezzcartes

24hoursinthelifeofawoman

Lee Miller’s Stunning Images of Women During World War II

hustleinatrap

dialgaarchive-deactivated201812

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

beans345-deactivated20211127

Be seeing double before the beating even starts

glowysweetfab

😂😂😂😂😂

whitealbum

you’re telling me we are young came out NINE YEARS AGO

whitealbum

wumblr

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

wumblr

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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goteveryonewatchinus

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

medievalthymes

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

maplefiasco

OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.