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Sam. 22. I truly believe Tiva is living together in Paris with Tali. Feminist. Gay. Culinary student. Excuse the random mess below

[tiny-blonde-rocket-woman]

One cannot deny the animal within.

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[cote-de-pablos-bitch]

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been going through some shit but the whole reason I’m posing this picture is because of this beautiful girl (top). She’s made me see thing through more clearly and I’m am extremely thankful for her. I’m just ya know so smitten and I can’t believe that I got where I am. Thank you so much Alexa 💕

Sorry if there’s any typos, I’m high as fuck

[cote-de-pablos-bitch]

Oh also, I haven’t seen any of the newest episodes of NCIS so I’m going back underground after this. I’m sticking it through until Netflix releases it

[cote-de-pablos-bitch]

It’s almost been a whole year with my boo and I can’t help but think about the past year and where I was then mentally and where I am now. She’s changed me and she’s helped me see things more clearly. I love every second of being with her. She’s seen me graduate with my bachelors degree and I’ve seen her graduate with her bachelors degree. Alexa thank you so much. You mean the world to me 💕

[kloudzzz]

I’m starving but in the lesbian way if ya know what I mean

[peachpoesigirl-deactivated20190]

I'm so gay for you and you don't even realize

[fuckyeahjennyshepard]

[cote-de-pablos-bitch]

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been going through some shit but the whole reason I’m posing this picture is because of this beautiful girl (top). She’s made me see thing through more clearly and I’m am extremely thankful for her. I’m just ya know so smitten and I can’t believe that I got where I am. Thank you so much Alexa 💕

Sorry if there’s any typos, I’m high as fuck

[cote-de-pablos-bitch]

Oh also, I haven’t seen any of the newest episodes of NCIS so I’m going back underground after this. I’m sticking it through until Netflix releases it

[biaesthetc]

as pride month comes to a close, i want to give a shoutout to all the closeted people who stuck it through. it’s so hard to see everyone celebrating pride when you can’t say or do anything to show you’re pride. if you’re closeted, just know that you are loved🌈

[cote-de-pablos-bitch]

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been going through some shit but the whole reason I’m posing this picture is because of this beautiful girl (top). She’s made me see thing through more clearly and I’m am extremely thankful for her. I’m just ya know so smitten and I can’t believe that I got where I am. Thank you so much Alexa 💕

Sorry if there’s any typos, I’m high as fuck

[jenniferprentissstuff]

Ziva David Season 3 Episode 15 Head Case

[thedinozzos]

I’m torn between Gibbs knowing Ziva’s alive, and him having no idea. But someone knows Ziva is alive at NCIS. Someone does because she gained access to that letter from Ellie’s journal. She knew the case they were investigating. How would she know?

Something’s up.

I need a fic explaining what happens next.

Anyone out there?

[feelslikerollisi]

I just want someone to look at me the way they look at each other 😭 they really set my expectations for actual relationships way too high

[ginervaweasley]

WHY DO JONAS BROTHERS STILL HOLD SO MUCH POWER OVER ME LIKE IT’S 2008 AND I AM A 14 YO TEENAGER??? 

[lestateur]

[ultrafacts]

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[allyallyoxenfree]

why did elmo testify before the congress….

[ultrafacts]

Elmo testified before congress in support of funding for music education programs. (Source)

[therighthandofdoomcpn]

He also did this while looking incredibly adorable.

[insideageniusmind]

Meanwhile a man probably sat crammed under that desk so a puppet could testify I’m laughing too hard

[ultrafacts]

[nuttersincorporated]

I’m sorry but you seem to be mistaking Elmo for a puppet. Elmo is not a puppet. He is a muppet. A puppet is a man made object and a muppet is a living being. There is nobody under the desk because Elmo is real.

[peteneems]

[thepuppyclub]

DO NOT BEG MEN TO LOVE YOU

[cote-de-pablos-bitch]

Or women