Cottage Dwelling Cryptid

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

I've been hiding in my cottage and I don't wanna come out

2020 ain't no place for any type of respectable cryptid to be caught about

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

I'm just a bunch of memes in a trenchcoat.

Don't tell anybody.

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[cottagedwellingcryptid]

American Werewolf In Paris.

What a 90's gem.

Quality spooky season cinema. Not because it is scary as such, but because it is classic for it's time and theme, as well as a beautiful display of 90's crypto myths and beliefs.

I definitley have a soft spot for the American Werewolf series.

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

me absolutely @ myself always, everyday

forever, probably

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

how many gallons of chamomile and lavender tea do you have to drink to turn tf down?

asking for myself

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

me everytime my partner inevitably covets my crönch like the goblin they are

[discipleofkleio]

Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.

(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)

[windupoperator]

Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

Dracula definitely here for the cocaine in your blood

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

me: I'm just going to the store for healthy things like yogurt and tea no need to get carried away

also me: comes home with a suspiciously high number of pumpkins in various sizes and colors

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

You know it bb

[cottagedwellingcryptid]

The ghost in our house better quit hiding my shit or we're gonna have a really uncomfortable house meeting.

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[cottagedwellingcryptid]

I am awake as if I have never slept; as if I will never sleep again. The Thoughts are whispering again, incessantly.. Conspiratorially. Perhaps it is not I who have Insomnia. It is Insomnia who has caught me, and I shall be unable to close my eyes as I am swallowed whole.