Shh Don’t Look

Inactive since 2019 baybee

[mossbug]

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[valtsv]

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

[vmae]

Charisma teeth are the fangs

[valtsv]

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[reactionfaces]

[anxietyproblem]

[petapeta]

[unclefather]

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

[anqel]

is that professor mcgonagall

[rslashrats]

you know what day it is……….

[teathattast]

[temxyz-deactivated20220424]

vibe check

[teathattast]

[crocogatordile]

whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

[fumagus]

I decided to make another Donkey-Kong-Inspired name generator and I apologize in advance for how messy this is gonna get.

[winglessnymph]

It is I, Wonky Donk

[couchthief]

KONKY DONG

[iraffiruse]

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[sixthrock]

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

[busket]

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

[charllahan]

he?

[busket]

thank you…..

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

what are you the coping mechanism police or something