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[sam-i-am-27]

LISTEN UP

I’m American. I live right in the southwest and let me tell you, it’s hell over here right now, but it will become a lot worse if Article 13 is passed. 

You’ve probably heard about Article 13, and if you haven’t, go watch this video right now. Whatever you’re doing can wait for sixteen minutes and two seconds, because a second-long vote could destroy everything online.

Whether you’re from Europe or not, this law could affect you, so you should care Article 13 because it is going to destroy the online lives that you have built. No more posting memes, no more remixes, and no more YouTubers from anywhere. 

Jacksepticeye will no longer be able to upload. 

Markiplier will no longer be able to upload. 

MatPat won’t.

Thomas Sanders.

Dan and Phil.

How to Basic. 

All of your favorite content creators are at risk of losing their jobs because people want stricter laws on copyright, which will support the larger media companies but kill smaller creators. And because of this, we may lose everything online. 

So spread the word! Reblog this, reblog other people’s posts, find petitions, write your own posts! If you’re in Europe, contact your MEP’s and get them to understand how it will affect the people who use the internet. 

Please. 

#savetheinternet. 

[couchxxpotato]

#SaveYourInternet

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[aquilacalvitium]

I fuckin love this guy

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[badsciencejokes]

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

[mrdudeguybromanmale-deactivated]

Only a fraction of you will understand this.

[not-kaiva]

[poinsciuri]

stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”

flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth

[tasmanianstripes]

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

[poinsciuri]

im a lesbian

[mx-hexide-sk8er]

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

[poinsciuri]

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

[jumpingjacktrash]

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

[spectacledotter]

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

[nottodaylogic]

@ohbytheangel please stop me now

[sensitivesuggestion]

breathe in sync with this pattern to relieve anxiety

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[shin-holly]

I met my best friend on the internet and I don’t regret a thing

[br33zymilq]

I’m not a pedo bih

[rand0m-stufff]

Internet friends are real friends, and no im not a pedo

[make-0]

IM NOT A FUCKIN PEDO

[thresher-storm-deactivated20250]

IM NOT A PEDO!! D:

[ashtontries-deactivated20180820]

bish i ain’t a pedo

[br41nr0tbr4t]

I am not a pedo

[simkarta333]

I have 3 internet kids, I am proud mother, Ily.

[doing-art-and-being-gay-blog]

NoPE. Not a pedophile

[la-isnothere]

I’M NOT A PEDOPHILE

[gailenmarik-deactivated20180829]

NOT A PEDOPHILE!

[random-pile-of-fandom-trash]

Not a pedo

[call-me-cosi-deactivated2019013]

NOT A PEDO, NO SIR, NO MA’AM

[lilsugarbush]

[krxs100]

!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!! PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!

Just a Reminder that Donald Trump is and always has been an abuser.  A third woman has now accused Mr. Trump of rape.

A woman filed a  lawsuit claiming that when she was thirteen years old she was held as a sex slave to Mr. Trump and his friend Jeffrey Epstein. The woman claimed to have a witness, “Tiffany Doe,” to the incidents. Mr. Epstein is a notorious  “billionaire pedophile” who is now a Level 3 registered sex offender - the most dangerous kind, “a threat to public safety” — after being convicted of misconduct with another underage girl.

Mr. Trump has a long history of debasing women he’s worked with, crossing the line on a regular basis. He’s taken lifelong joy in objectifying women, including his proclamation: “Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit.”

He’s also  been accused of worse than just misogynist language. Two prior women have accused Mr. Trump, in court documents, of actual or attempted sexual assault. (Mr. Trump denies all the allegations.) In fact, Under oath, Ivana Trump accused Mr. Trump of a violent rape. First was Ivana Trump, Donald Trump’s first wife, who said under oath in a 1989 deposition that he had violently attacked her, ripped out her hair and forcibly penetrated her without her consent.

READ HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION

#StayWoke

[rorycassie]

This man is vile and disgusting as fuck. America is a joke for ever even allowing him to run.

[jjsinterlude]

^^^^

[mxmephistopheles]

Friendly reminder that this woman had to drop the suit for her own safety. As soon as a press conference was announced threats were issued. This woman can not come forward because she is afraid she will be murdered.

[couchxxpotato]

I can't even describe how disgusted I am at our "president" when reading this...

[sizvideos]

[nopizza]

He committed to how pissed off he was

[cocochineal]

I love how petty this is

[quiet--batpeople]

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

[doing-talking]

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

[gjallarmoth]

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

[sprachtraeume]

I wanna move abroad so bad to the point that I sometimes feel like it would solve all my problems, as if I would not be just as lonely and unloved but in another place

[sprachtraeume]

[dailypsychologyfacts]

5 Types of Depressive Disorders

Depression is often a misunderstood disorder. Many people believe that being depressed you must fall into the “typical depression category”. Meaning that the person must be all sad looking, and feel numb inside, but that is so far from the truth. Depression has sub disorders that help explain the different symptoms, the severity of it, and the scenarios in which it’s presented.We created a list of the different types of depressive disorder with its symptoms to further your understanding. Hope you enjoy! Think of this video as a mini crash course…

CONTINUE READING HERE

[autumnleaves-andpoetry]

Tomorrow’s Octoberrrr!

[couchxxpotato]

9-30-18

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

[wolfwars]

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

[imgetting2old4diss]

This explains why i dont really feel pain that much.

[couchxxpotato]

That Explains A Lot.

[couchxxpotato]

When you emotional fucked up but hella gay

[ithelpstodream]

[orpheusdoctor]

Pretty sure that generation has been dead for awhile but ok, pretend one thing has something to do with another

[systlin]

The end of Jim Crow laws was in the 1950′s. The first black student to attend a formerly all white school was Ruby Bridges in 1960. 

Here she is being walked to school under the protection of Federal Marshals because angry white people were ready to harm or kill her. 

Here she is in 2010, eight years ago. 

The generation that enforced segregation is not dead, fucko. They were our fuckin grandparents, and it was not that goddamn long ago. 

Google is free. 

[sage--inthesummer]

and here’s a picture of a bunch of lunatic white ladies losing their shit over a child going to school.

This post is so eye opening.

I hate when people say “but slavery ended over 100 years ago!!!” Because segregation ended only 58 years ago. That seems like a long time to young people/millenials, but our grandparents were literally adults at this time and, chances are, they were perfectly fine with segregation.

[thecosmicjackalope]

the roots of hatred run deep. YEARS deep. decades deep.

[odinsblog]

Imma keep saying this: throwing racism into this far away, distant, safe space called “the past” isn’t just ahistorical, it’s a derailing, dismissive tactic used by people who do not care AT ALL about racism, past or present.

[couchxxpotato]

Thank you! Glad someone has pointed this out for all the ignorant people still out there!

[couchxxpotato]

Dreams fucking suck

So one night I was dreaming (duh) and I was like kissing my crush from school and it felt so real and I was so happy in the dream because it was my "first kiss" and woke myself up and like cried because it wasn't real.

I WILL BE FOREVER ALONE...