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Luther didn't just dip, he whipped and nae-nae'd

boni

I don't wanna be that one guy that got murdered over his xBox.

Thomas on college

Hurley, strolling into the guidance office in a suit: hey ladies

dea: 2 percent of america is albanian

spencer: isn't that like the albanian genocide

#he meant armenian genocide :/

Love is in the air...

Noah: Hey Poe!

Justin: Is that your boyfriend?

Noah: Not according to him!

You can't get AIDS from the floor! That's why they call it a sexually transacted disease!

Andre

The apple is red, which is the color of sex.

Josh Ewing on Genesis

Mr Morrill: When you sum an apple and an orange, you get an apple and an orange.

Mr Morrill: Unless you're making fruit salad!

Mr Morrill: I've been using that one for years. It's really good.

It's your generation! The problem is your generation! Your generation can settle for a text that says "dtf" and you complain about /this/! If more people were like Gatsby society would be so much better!

Lori Martling, disheartened over none of her AP Lit students symphasizing with Jay Gatsby

I! Am! Not! Mrs! Buckholtz! How dare you!??

jamie bunce

#choir #symphonic

It would have been better if Heathcliff turned into a vampire at the end.

Robert Stradford on Wuthering Heights

No I'm not gay, I like women.

Atticus

I can't go in my office anymore because it's full of ants. There are these little grey ants that get all over me. I can't even sit down in there. Welcome to Columbia High School, where your office can be full of ants.

VB (talking to himself)

This weather... is /spicy/.

Lori Martling

freshman hunting

@ frosh fair

girl: *@acapella table*

girl: wait--WAIT-- ARE YOU HUNTER KOVACS?!? My sister and I looove your work!!!!

Hunter: *smiles*

#acapella #frosh #freshman fair #sophomore #highschool #quotes #deep quotes

I'm running it. Which means no speeches. No extras. We play and you're done.

VB on the Festival Strings Concert

What is this... flooded hills place?

VB on Flood's Hill

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