Couldn't Have Said it Any..

My friends and I sometimes say the dumbest or epic things...so here is where we clerk it in..

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Carbs for Men

Nurul: Hey Elle, I smuggled some food out of the kitchen class.

Elle: Dough? Why chu bring me back raw dough?

Nurul: Thats not dough ..thats mashed potato.

Tas: Omg, this is so nice! Actually, I dont like mashed potatoes..but i like yours.

Nurul: See the leg lar..

Elle: Thats why lar..i dont like potato salad..but yours are nice!

Shane: Omg so much of carbs man..We are eating as though we had a break up.

Elle: Who needs men when you have carbs!

Tass: Do you know, carbs releases dopamine, which is the same hormones released when you have sex?

Shane: So we really dont actually need men kan...

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9gag!

Arslan: Elle you send me this crap again. I'll disown you...

Ella: It doesnt kill to share ..

Arslan: Its a lie elle...berdosa bohong di bulan ramadhan.

Elle: Hmm.. I wouldnt know if its a lie.. Better be safe then sorrrrryyy..

Arslan: Its a lie elle. You trust me or trust a chain message written by an idiot? There's no such thing as that bull...I thought being a 9gagger have tought you. Seems like you're not a true 9gagger.

Elle: Ah phuck i'm Trolled!

Arslan: Exactly, you 9gagger wannabe...I'm ashamed of you. Your lack of faith disturbs me.

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Sexy?

Tas: So before we make a move I'll whatsapp you first. Sexy.

Elle: Sexy?

Tas: As in okay cool. Good plan. Roger that.

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Wake up Whatsapp!

Ruby: Elle bangunnnnnnnnnnn dy not ?

Ruby: Elllle ellle ellle elellllelelelele

Ruby: Beeep beeep

Rubz: Omg you're up !

Elle: Not going to class..

Ruby: What !

Ruby: Whyyyyyy

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Ruby on Whatsapp

Ruby: Bro !

Ruby: Pingg

Ruby: Ponggg

Ruby: Piangg

Ruby: Long ling tin tin

Ruby: OI !

Ruby:  (whatsapp emoticons)

Elle: Sup Rubz..

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Kill it for me!

Nurul: Taasss~ *Calling for Tas from outside the room*

Tas: *Walks towards the door* Yea?

Nurul: OMG Tas, DONT MOVE. *Staring at the door frame*

Cockcroach: Hi Tas! :) *Kening kening (act of raising the eyebrows multipletimes)*

Tas: *Slowly took a step backwards and then.. BAMMM!! Slams the door in Nurul`s face!* SORRY NURUL!! KILL IT FOR ME PLEASEEE!!

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Meanwhile in Hanifa..

Elle: Mana Khulafa doh? Ta de pun! *annoyed trying to check-in on Fourquare*

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How do ya say it in Malay?

Tas: Laju, laju lar. If you need to go, go lar fast fast..

Ruby: Tak boleh, Saya tak boleh....err.. pp- pa-

Tasya: Buang air kecil..

Ruby: Ye! Saya tak boleh buang air kecil laju laju.

Elle: What is another word for peeing in Malay?

Ruby: I was gonna say pancut, but then I remember.. Saya tak boleh pancut!

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Godzilla

Elle: The Japanese eats all kind of giant vicious animals, giant squid and stuff. So how come they are afraid of Godzilla. Why dont they just eat it?

Tas: Maybe cause they couldnt catch it...

Elle: Hmm.. Maybe.