count hoelaf @count-hoelaf - Tumblr Blog

I can't believe how hard tumblr is SLEEPING on Ride or Die toxic yuri. You're telling me no one's giffing the truly insane Whiptail/Redback exchanges? You're telling me the Sylvia Hoeks tag isn't chock full of manic laughter Ana? YOU'RE telling ME the only ones who get it are Xena: Warrior Princess veterans who see Ana for the Callisto she really is?

Can we start lezzing it up in here for real

#this is totally accurate #redback is 10000% Callisto #also I need more gifs of all of them bc these women are making me think thoughts that are #well......no......i shan't say it

parawyrm

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parawyrm

spacephobos

star trek voyager is about a lot of things, friendship, perseverance through hardships, love in impossible circumstances, and, perhaps most importantly, it is about seeing how many different ways janeway and seven have can sex without ever having sex

rebeccathenaturalist

I'm not normally one to jump on trends, but Disabled Hikers commissioned me to create this illustration of Jimothy, the raccoon with short spine syndrome that has captivated the internet as of late! He's a reminder that disability happens in a wide variety of species throughout nature. This illustration was done by hand (no AI, ever) in Micron fineliner pen and Copic alcohol markers.

Better yet, he's available as a sticker, a poster, a t-shirt--and, coming soon, an embroidery pattern! I've never had my art made into that before! (Ignore the low-res picture above; the printing will be done with a much nicer scan.) All proceeds benefit Disabled Hikers' work to continue making the outdoors accessible for all, and you can find their shop with all the merch here.

(And yes, I am open for pen and marker commissions right now--drop me a line!)

#love this

oneheadtoanother

anywhoozles

#hm fun little project idea #I have lots of duplicates of various classics from thrift stores #and I've been meaning to reread some

oneheadtoanother

no-resolution

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

#no contest

luetta

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

oneheadtoanother

asystolle

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

#the original het otp

nicijones

Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

liesmyth

#it’s called sending me an ask and I tell you way more info than you actually wanted @newbromantics

blinkees

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?