pigeon boy watching the daisies grow

🕊🦤fairy-electric type! 🦤🕊 im actually a pigeon in real life. (it/ze/🌟) (θ ∆ & :): ∞ 💛🤍🧡 ) go vote in my tournaments, boy: @columbidaecontest ! you can call me Pigeon! talk 2 me about birds and math and phil ochs and talking heads and chess the musical! or anything else i love people! inordinately fond of beetles. adult 👍 Art tag is #my art block #pigeon spam reblogs if u don't wanna see my bullshit :>

[thiscountry]

Don't be afraid to show the real you

[sewagebaby2]

nap in the grass

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[penumbralwoods]

enby egg listen to me you must learn the difference between “this doesn’t make me upset” and “this makes me happy.” you must find the things that actually fit you instead of the things that don’t hurt to put on.

here i’ll help you get started. remove the binary pronouns from your bio

[mothcub]

This happened to me in real life.

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[east-south]

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that

[jacktwist2005]

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

[greycatbird]

Visited some family near Lake Ontario a while back and fell in love with Caspian Terns

[reusingcels]

Oh Laura Palmer you beautiful soul you

[desk-drawerr]

Duckies on the way to gay <3

happy pride :)