the counts baby ah ah ah

dni fake muppet likers.........

[zoazoaa]

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

[count-von-slut]

and i am count von slut💜

[count-von-slut]

[friendlybatteringram]

Guy 1: Dude, that's the eighth coffee you've had this morning.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, who's counting?

The Count, ominously in the distance: Ah...ah...ahhh.

[count-von-slut]

[count-von-slut]

i guess you could say this is my

ac COUNT

[count-von-slut]

ok all jokes aside this song is actually really erotic

hes like 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

faster faster slower slower count count

[count-von-slut]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[count-von-slut]

ah and za count💜🦇

[count-von-slut]

in his mansion, straight up counting it. and by it? well, lets justr say. my numbers

ah ah ah

[count-von-slut]

WHY WOULD YOU PUT HIM IN THERE YOU SICK FUCKS HE CANT BREATHE

[count-von-slut]

smileijg like he wont be rainbowdash soon…

[belmup]

My Count collection! 💜🦇

[count-von-slut]

holee shit! i hath busted!

[count-von-slut]

💜 if you want to be my friend!

👅if you want to be my count

😳if you want ME to be YOUR count

😺if youre a fellow vampire liker

👽if youre a fellow muppet liker

🧛🏻if you kiss boys

1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ if ONE AHH AH AH TWO AH AH AH THREE AH AH AH FOUR AH AH AH FIVE AHH AH AH

👙if i should jump off a building to see if i can fly like #DRACULA

[count-von-slut]

WHY WOULD YOU PUT HIM IN THERE YOU SICK FUCKS HE CANT BREATHE

[count-von-slut]

count von count x reader smut

the count looked at me , hornily. the clock strikes 12. midnight not the only thing that arrives.

i stood across the vampire mmetup in his oversized cloak. with a messy bun

his eyes locked onto me, hornily. he smirked , his monocle glinting. cackled darkly.

“perhaps vee shall take this somevere else chuckles darkly

“yahoo!” i exclaim with joys

he led me to his secret sex dungeon in his tower and i was soooooooo excited

next thing i knew, he had me against the wall, his purple skin glowing with arousla

“get ready,” he said, then lines up his felt yknow what

“one, ha ha,” the count said countly, tbtusting

“two,

ha ha” he touched my butt, which he was also inside of.

“three, hahaha,” his evil laughs were getting breathier as my ass got looser,” do you know what number comes after three?”

i have to think really hard (no pun intenddd ;) about that one, “uhhh…. four?”

“yes! vonderful, vonderful!” he says bustingly, filling my butt with numbers.