the counts baby ah ah ah

dni fake muppet likers.........

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Muppet Contest Round 1

Count Von Count

Sam

Voting ended onAug 9

[count-von-slut]

SUCK MY PURPLE FELT COCK YOU NATIONALIST PIECE OF SHIT

[count-von-slut]

kiss count? well if you insist

[count-von-slut]

i hate it here

[bungcar]

[count-von-slut]

i’m drooling

[rockpapermonkey]

hey, can you vote for count von count for tumblr sexyman 2026?

COUNT VON COUNT FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!! (i already have been voting for him :))

[count-von-slut]

it’s all coming together … just like me and the count

[count-von-slut]

1 (ah ah ahh) reblog = 1 (ah ah aah) candles 🕯️ he vill stick up my ASS (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

image below (tw sexy)

[count-von-slut]

WE ARE COUNT VON SLUT.

WE CARRY THE FLAME (in our ass)

[count-von-slut]

1 (ah ah ahh) reblog = 1 (ah ah aah) candles 🕯️ he vill stick up my ASS (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

image below (tw sexy)

[cosmicretreat]

[neon-pilled]

We're behind almost fifteen hundred votes and I can't see a happy ending this year. However, I am putting together a crack-team of PR workers to make every person on tumblr fall carnally in love with count von count, so that next year we might be able to defeat them all. If you are interested in joining The Count Team, drop a comment below.

[count-von-slut]

my time has come

[neon-pilled]

COUNT VON SLUT??? MY HONORED LORD! WHAT DESIRES DO YOU HAVE OF I, YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT???

[count-von-slut]

ssend count pics

[neon-pilled]

We're behind almost fifteen hundred votes and I can't see a happy ending this year. However, I am putting together a crack-team of PR workers to make every person on tumblr fall carnally in love with count von count, so that next year we might be able to defeat them all. If you are interested in joining The Count Team, drop a comment below.

[count-von-slut]

my time has come

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 24

Count Von Count (Sesame Street)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 22

[count-von-slut]

vhat the FUCK is vong vith you? stanford pines is a vithering, old, good for nothing FUCK

[bill-cipher-offical]

OH, LIKE YOU’RE SO HOT, YOU MACHINE-STITCHED ACCENT-FAKING ASSHOLE

[count-von-slut]

defending ur boyfriend😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 also IM NOT THE COUNT IM JUST COUNT VON SLUT

[bill-cipher-offical]

RIGHT, RIGHT. YOUR NIGHTCLUB NAME. I'M NOT CORRECTING ANY INSULTS

[count-von-slut]

i will rip off your bowtie and your puny stick limbs if you ever speak to me again you yellow fuck.

do you want to be featureless triangle? huh? do you?

#count von slut OUT 🧛🏻‍♂️💜

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 24

Count Von Count (Sesame Street)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 22

[count-von-slut]

vhat the FUCK is vong vith you? stanford pines is a vithering, old, good for nothing FUCK

[bill-cipher-offical]

OH, LIKE YOU’RE SO HOT, YOU MACHINE-STITCHED ACCENT-FAKING ASSHOLE

[count-von-slut]

defending ur boyfriend😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 also IM NOT THE COUNT IM JUST COUNT VON SLUT

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 24

Count Von Count (Sesame Street)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 22

[count-von-slut]

vhat the FUCK is vong vith you? stanford pines is a vithering, old, good for nothing FUCK

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: Allow us to pander to the number crowd.

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[count-von-slut]

hello there

[count-von-slut]

here’s proof i have been to the sex dungeon…….

Visit Original Link

(all these sounds are CANON! from his songs on spotify)

[worstwolverinesbf]

i wanna go on a road trip with the count and we’ll count all the cows we see

[count-von-slut]

i vant to go on a honeymoon with the count andd we count all the times he bust ah wh ah

[greelin]

do you know how many times i’ve been sent this

[count-von-slut]

too many to … count

perhaps?????