senate coalition for clone engagement

Biscuit. Sömewhere. Star Wars & Stuff. Foxiyo Co-Founder. As NSFW as dumblr allows. Slava Ukraini. Art Sideblog @biscuit-art. My Ao3.

[cm-6m]

got any games on your phone

[depsidase]

[l3ibnest]

Soap with dogs!

Gaz with dogs!

Price with dogs!

Ghost with demons! TF 141 with dogs🐶 It's been a while painting full rendered pieces, enjoyed a lot! Inspired from awesome @yourfaithfulauthor's request.

[technofeudalism]

the party of law and order who is tonsil deep on the cock and balls of palantir and flock who claims every foreign born person on US soil commits 100 crimes a day and should be put in a concentration camp for jaywalking is very upset about being surveilled and ticketed while committing crimes on a foreign nation's land. because as we know if the government owns the cameras that's communism but if a private company ran by a pedophilic vampire billionaire owns the cameras, that's actually democracy.

[thewayisset]

And the 212th cheered

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[countessofbiscuit]

why is this beautiful man waiting for me to get old? //

OCs Tirra and Brace for @whispersfromwildspace 💫 thank you for the commission!

[cuntlijah]

Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo

[ebookporn]

[targetedknowledge]

[excalculus]

The Lion of Gripsholm Castle

[creatureprofessor]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[bitextualdisaster]

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

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[valiants]

Spring

[communistkenobi]

applying for apartments PLEASEEEEEE be my parasite im such a reliable host I’ll be a good boy and feed you every first of the month like clockwork. here’s an endorsement from my last parasite they loooooooved the taste of my blood

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[literallymechanical]

Lots of writing advice on tumblr. It's been years since I've written fiction in a serious way, but I did write a couple of (bad) novels in my early 20's, a bunch of short stories, and also a few hundred thousand words of LARP writing, and I do have a bacherlor's of science in creative writing (lol).

From what I can tell, there are only three universally applicable pieces of writing advice:

Read a lot (mandatory)

Show your writing to people (mandatory)

Have something wrong with you in a way that is impossible to articulate except by writing a novel (optional)

[mslanna]

I think this one is also important:

4. write