HOLY MARY !

she laughed and said, " do your best. destroy me. "

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“I don’t intend to wage war. Wars are fought by warriors. Massacres, though— those are fought by monsters.”

— i’ll stain your white flags red | m.a.w (via dvoyd)

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@scarlctta​ ♰ 

               " there once was a girl, one day                who had become a VAMPIRE'S PREY.                she tried to escape                her VERY GRIM fate,                but, alas, it was far too late. "

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@jokaito​ ♰

               more often than not, she was great at avoiding being caught. dragging her victims into ALLEYWAYS, coercing them into bringing her home, and other ways of making sure they were ALL ALONE when she chose to feed. she never expected SOME KID to wander by, eyes wide and darting between her BLOOD-SOAKED FORM and that of the body laying crumpled up at her feet. ( he was still alive, just in BAD CONDITION, though the teen probably couldn't tell just by looking. )

               " hmm...how troublesome. WALK AWAY AND FORGET WHAT YOU SAW, LITTLE ONE. or i may be forced to kill you. " an empty threat, but an attempt at getting him to leave.

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@fcrlcve​

                              did it hurt ? becoming one of our kind ?

               it was a question she should have expected, a question that, perhaps deep down, she did expect, but hoped he would never ask. a loaded question, one she had no desire to answer, yet she knew she must.

               " no, " that was the simple answer; no, it didn't hurt, or if it did she was TOO SICK TO NOTICE how much. but he wouldn't settle for an easy answer, she was sure, if he was anything like his mother. " it was...uncomfortable. a miserable few weeks of INTENSE ILLNESS, no chance of recovering...the count's venom is potent; i do not think there is a person alive who could withstand it. it made me so ill i was delusional, utterly convinced i was ABOUT TO DIE at any given moment. " her point is that physically, it didn't hurt in the slightest. there was the PSYCHOLOGICAL aspect of it, however, but if he didn't ask, she wouldn't answer. " ah, i'm rambling now...no, it did not hurt. "

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@incubabe​ ♰

               ah, sie spielt die beleidigte leberwurst. and all over a teensy tiny observation. ( children these days will get worked up over anything. ) " i didn't mean to insult you, fraulein, really. it's just the truth; you can't help that you REEK OF DEMON BLOOD. it smells absolutely horrid, if i am to be frank with you, but again, not your fault. "

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yorxichi replied to your post: TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!Your name and username....

(I just listened to this and… You’re VOICE. IS ADORABLE?!! I love it so much ;;w;;

aahhh you flatter me so- thank you ash !

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verses i need to work on:

kny rdr2 maybe bnha??

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RANDOM   OC  GIVEAWAY !

heyo !  it’s howl, and this is my first time doing one of these  !!  i will choose one winner at random who reblogs this post and draw their oc  !

rules: gotta be following me + gotta reblog this post. 

good luck and spread the love to ur fellow ocs!

[goodbyedreamland]

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kisukc replied to your post: TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!Your name and username....

YOU’RE ADORABLE

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                 BUBBLES !                              SHE IS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER !

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TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!

Your name and username. Where you’re from. Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? What do you call gym shoes? What do you call your grandparents? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent? Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire? Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

y’all are weirdoes but here you go !! ( in which i lose my ability to read )

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Accent coward

FIGHT ME, BITCH

9 / 10 !!

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not to be dramatic but ship with me

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TWO MORE GUYS LET’S GO!!!

8 / 10 !

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accent or feed me

accent it is.

6 / 10 !

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UBW Abridged-Based Starters Pt. 1

‘ Fine, I get it, I’m up! ‘

‘ Gonna get magical up in here! ‘

‘ Aid me as I Murder-Death-Kill. ‘

‘ Get dunked on, school! ‘

‘ Has school ever let me meet a hero of the past? ‘

‘ 100 Percent maximum No Chill! ‘

‘ My living room! You broke my house. ‘

‘ I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued, the spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down. ‘

‘ And surprising nobody, I totally succeeded! ‘

‘ I’m the Master - yours of course - who’s going to be engaging in the time-honored tradition of indiscriminate murder during this generation’s Murder-Death-Kill. ‘

‘ Did I stutter? ‘

‘ What makes you think I’m the type who would so callously slaughter at you behest? ‘

‘ Making personal decisions isn’t in your wheelhouse right now, capiche? ‘

‘ Name. Yours. Gimme. ‘

‘ I figured it out! You’re actually Satan! ‘

‘ That’s uncalled for. ‘

‘ I command you to not attempt to condemn my soul into the fiery pits of hell, or perform any conned activities including, but not limited to, ritual sacrifices! ‘

‘ Do you have any idea how valuable those are?! ‘

‘ The power of seals compels you! ‘

‘ What in the world is wrong with you?! ‘

‘ Hello, ‘Actually Satan’. ‘

‘ Do. Not. Fuck with me. ‘

‘ Who else can say they ordered Actually Satan to clean their house? ‘

‘ Get dustin’, Lucifer! ‘

‘ It’s too bad you didn’t summon Lucifer. You two might get along. ‘

‘ Woah! Actually Satan’s got a knack for carpentry. ‘

‘ *gasp* Maybe he’s Actually Jesus! ‘

‘ I’m really going to have to resist that you stop calling me Satan. ‘

‘ Seems like a pretty Actually Satan answer to me, Lucey-Goosey! ‘

‘ Wouldn’t you be concerned if your Servant was actually the Devil? ‘

‘ Shouldn’t you be in school today? ‘

‘ Shouldn’t you be tormenting the souls of the damned? ‘

‘ Why do you hate yourself so much? ‘

‘ … Satan made me tea. ‘

‘ This is the Murder Park. ‘

‘ That explains the hatred in the air. ‘

‘ So what you’re saying… is that the Devil is a state of being. ‘

‘ Like everything else about me, you’ve correctly deduced that the correct answer is: I’m the Devil! ‘

‘ Because magic! I don’t know! ‘

‘ Can you summon Hell? ‘

‘ I guess we should flee and… forego this conversation with reckless abandon! ‘

‘ Oh gosh! We have to flee immediately! Or we’ll surely die! ‘

‘ Yeah, I’m not doing that. ‘

‘ … no, ___, I’m not carpet bombing the city! ‘

‘ Of course you’re not, silly, it was just a thought. ‘

‘ … this is my life now. ‘

‘ Nah, just some nerd. Who should mind their own business!

‘ … well that’s rude. ’