bleed for me, baby

hi i'm laurie and i'm normal now

[girlfailuregawain]

I just started chapter 10 of Parzival. Gawain is performing pericardiocentesis on someone?!?!

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[semislutera-deactivated20230303]

[3000s]

[enki2]

[todaysbird]

Today’s bird is this sulphur-crested cockatoo being swooped by an Australian magpie

[thehotgirlproject]

This is a wizard battle

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I love reading Letterboxd reviews from people who have a pet issue that completely dominates their critical lens. posting shit like "Babe 2: Pig in the City does not do nearly enough to refute the myth of the nuclear family. 1-and-a-half stars"

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

No, it's totally fine to swear your loyalty to me, my knight. I promise I won't misuse your loyalty by having you do tasks that will corrupt you further and further until you're no longer the person you were in the beginning. You'll be fine, it's cool.

[reinerist]

[satan-offical]

[satan-offical]

10k notes?? For this??

[satan-offical]

[ominous-signs]

go into the lake.

[prettycure]

[rslashrats]

please go outside

look at this rare snurp

[birdblinder]

Revolutionary Girl Utena - Heaven is a place on Earth: Anthy ♡ Utena

[strange-aeons]

My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.

[strange-aeons]

What would inspire me to post this right now? Well of course. It's because of his water #hisboilingwater

[wiimotion]

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

[coolfrogdude]

you may take it. ONCE.