Courtney ☀️

I drink to stay warm

[uisceb]

Netflix: So…you’re making a horror show, right? This is gonna terrify the shit out of people. Right?

Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!

Netflix: Okay, but is it going to be scary–

Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!!!! 💕💘💖

Flower shop lesbians!

Horror lesbians!

Punk lesbians!

Pastel lesbians!

Gonna stab you to death with a poker lesbians!

Punk gf stopping her pastel gf from committing accidental murder lesbians!

I just saw the ghost of my dead ex while trying to make out with you and now it’s super awkward lesbians!

Crime solving lesbians!

Accepting that your gf will eventually succumb to the swamp lady living inside her and loving her anyway lesbians!

Domestic lesbians!

Vermont civil union lesbians!

Everlasting love lesbians!

Bittersweet ending lesbians!

Carla Gugino!

Netflix: Okay, but other than the lesbians, is there gonna be anything–

Mike Flanagan:

This!

She!!!

THEY!!!

Bebezz!!

Netflix: ……

Mike Flanagan: …But yes, also there will be ghosts.

Netflix: *heavy sigh*

[butchniqabi]

every time i see people trying to normalize fatness by sexualizing it i think of that post thats like “what are you gonna tell a fucking 12 y/o? dont cry dude youre so thick? stop it” bc like. truly. not only do i personally not want my body to be sexualized lol but also its so harmful to kids like?? being fat is normal in all contexts not just when youre in lingerie with a beat face looking pouty at the camera like can we talk about the variances in human bodies without resorting to making them normal only when theyre sexy, my god

[soyest-boy]

your body is good, not because it is desirable to others, but because you live in it

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[his-michelle]

I always wanted to be Effy but I ended up being Pandora

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[elidaddyy]

x

[always-make-it-gayer]

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

[incognitomoustache]

[klaxtron]

What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain

What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep

[priceysalt]

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

[toastbutteregg]

MICROSOFT EXCEL

[gone444-blog]

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

[phaxes]

“The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved.”

— Mother Teresa (via coral)

[stability]

[somecutething]

[moth-flufff-deactivated20210126]

yeS YES YES

[bando--grand-scamyon]

This is a lucky post

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[decision]