Anything And Everything SJM

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Nesta: im tired

Cassian: so? Take a nap?

Nesta: you're not going to offer to carry me to a nice fluffy bed?

Cassian: wasn't planning on it

Nesta: feyre said rhys did-

Cassian: do I look like that simp?

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Cassian being sponsored by Nike

Rhys: I'm not sure what to do for feyre's birthday. Should I flood her shop with flowers?

Cassian: just do it

Rhys: what if I filled every inch of the shop with flower petals, all the way to the ceiling?

Cassian: just do it

Rhys: yeah you're right

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*a day later*

Rhys: Hey Cassian? I got put to the couch, petals were a no go. Apparently it's hard to paint in those conditions

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Rowan: this isn't smart, aelin. don't do it

Aelin: ok boomer

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Mor: hey I'm lesbian

Cassian: I thought you were high fae

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Nesta: Fine Cassian, we can go on a date

Cassian: Yes! Finally! We can go anywhere you'd like

Nesta: I've always wanted to go to the Summer Court

Cassian: ...How about somewhere else?

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Rhys: how old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real?

Cassian:: ...How old am I now?

Rhys: 537

Cassian: I was 537 years old

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Feyre when she comes back to the Spring court in Acowar

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Aedion: I know you’re Lysandra

Random bear: *growls*

Aedion: *getting nervous* Please Lysandra, stop playing

Bear: *approaches him*

Aedion: Lysandra!

Lysandra: *from behind him* yeah?

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KOA SPOILER

That is Feyre and Rhys. SARAH HAS FEYRE AND RHYS IN KOA

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Sarah J Mass kills off characters with S initial

Before you say this is a crazy theory- listen.

Sam. Suriel. Summer Court Faerie (as listed in Wiki). Silba (may be a god but definitely dead). Sorscha.

All of them are dead

What do their names start with? S.

What does Sarah’s name start with? S.

I believe Sarah has killed them because this is her way of punishing herself for the heartbreak we have gone through reading her books.

Shall we fear for Sartaq? Sevenda? Sorrel?

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Dorian: you call yourself my bro but where were you when my post only got four likes?

Chaol: making four accounts, bro

Dorian: bro...

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*aelin throws plans into the fire*

Everyone: *gasp* AELIN!

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The reunion in KoA

Aelin: Oh my gosh are you okay??

Rowan: Of course I am, are you ok-

Aelin: no I mean how are you still alive

Rowan: what?

Aelin: You away from me for months... I’m amazing... I would have died if I was away from me that long

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When a new FBI agent is assigned to my phone

Fbi agent: all this girl talks about is killing multiple people and being in love with other people

Fbi agent #2: that my friend is a code b, one of the most dangerous of them all

Fbi agent: code b?

Fbi agent #2: fangirl.