"the key is to keep these bitches in the red, they want you more when you ignore them.”
Right now, one of you reading this is stressing over ONE man that wouldn’t even answer if you were to call right now. Sure he likes you, but he doesn’t like you as much as you like him. You call, he texts back. He tells you he misses you, but only wants to see you during nut-bussing hours. He’s not bae, he’s just another nigga, but you won’t allow yourself to see that.
Why the fuck are you filling your rosters with losers that think dropping Flame emoji’s on your Instagram pics is putting in work? Yes, you have four twitter niggas and ten snapchat suckers trying to fuck you, but how many men do you have actively trying to real life date you? You’re so this and you’re so that, but where is your quality roster?
As men, we can like a girl a lot, but we will still continue to live our life as if she doesn’t exist. Sure, the girl we like the most pops in our head often, but it doesn’t stop us from pulling other girls or hanging out with our boys to the point where we forget to even call that girl. Men understand that only having one option makes that option more attractive than it may truly be because there is nothing to compare her to.
When you have 4 men who are just as cute as Steve trying to get with you, Steve may still be in the top spot, but you don’t have time to obsess because these guys are starting to do things that Steve doesn’t, which in turn keeps your mind from becoming obsessive compulsive about how your name sounds with his last name. You shouldn’t feel guilty about talking to more than one man, you should feel like it’s mandatory to keep your heart balanced.
Take out your phone right now.
Step one: Delete every man you wouldn’t fuck sober.
Step two: Delete every man who doesn’t work, drive, or doesn’t have means to actually take you out.
Step three: Delete every man that’s in the “not looking for a girlfriend, let’s take it slow, I’m sorry my baby moms called you,” box.
Last Step: If there are any men still standing in your phone, call them up and do the “Right Now” test. Hey, what’s been good? That’s cool… I want to go out to eat tonight, what time are you free to pick me up? That’s all you have to say. If you get any answer other than a time and place, then delete his ass. No more of having someone to talk to just to have someone to talk to. Either these dudes are trying to win you over or they’re just hanging around, and last time I checked your pussy wasn’t a liquor store so why the fuck do you need bums loitering?
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