Sorry, that came across SUPER creepy,

"We will find you, though!" [[Indie blog for 2k14 version of Michelangelo. Multi-fandom friendly! Check out rules and about for important info.]] This blog is a work in progress!!

[thepartybara-blog]

Headcanon by my bro/twin cowafugginbunga

Mikey has little to no memory of the lab in which they spent their early childhood years. He doesn’t even remember his brothers protecting him by piling on him when the scientists were trying to do tests, he can only remember lights, and feeling safe, because it was rare that the scientists managed to get hold of him to do tests on him, thanks to the protection of his brothers. This is one of the reasons he’s still relying so much on his brothers for protection and safety. He grew up with it from the start.

[bigredandreadytorock]

"There are too many Mikeys…"

[thepartybara-blog]

” You know what they say, you can’t have enough of a good thing!”

[bigredandreadytorock]

"Mikey shut th’ fuck up."

[cowafugginbunga]

"Hey, you know what else you can't have too much of? Me!"

[thepartybara-blog]

"Duuuuuuude,"

-reaches out arms to offer a hug, canting his head and lifting his eyeridges all like hey ya know ya wanna- “Duuuuuuuude,”

"No wait stop!!!Slow mo dude!!Ready? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-" -moves towards him, running slowly in big strides, arms out"

[thepartybara-blog]

  “Uuuuuuuuuu-” -stops promptly to wait with arms out- “ooh yes music perfect Okay, okay” -then continues to run in slowmo, before finally hugging his double- “uuuuuu!” -lifts him up, shaking him from side to side- “uuuuuuuude!”

[cowafugginbunga]

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

*SLOW MO, PLASTRON BUMP* "uuuuuuude!"  *PERFECT SLOW MO HUG COMPLETE.*

"Bro, this is SO SICK! Imagine all the pranks we can pull with TWO OF US!"

[thepartybara-blog]

-slow mo chest bump with slow mo grunt- “Yeah!!We can be a team! We can be..double trouble!! Or..horrific two! ..we might grow in numbers though! But dude..Am I you? Or are YOU me?!”

[cowafugginbunga]

"-The terrible terrors, or or, the WONDER twins, Or even, Team Fantastic-" *Trails off, eyes widening* "Whoa, whoa. Brah, that's whack. That's like, messed up right there. Nah, I don't think we should even THINK about it. That deep, cray-cray stuff is for Donnie. You stay you and I'll stay me, yeah?"

[thepartybara-blog]

"Duuuuuuude,"

-reaches out arms to offer a hug, canting his head and lifting his eyeridges all like hey ya know ya wanna- “Duuuuuuuude,”

"No wait stop!!!Slow mo dude!!Ready? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-" -moves towards him, running slowly in big strides, arms out"

[thepartybara-blog]

  “Uuuuuuuuuu-” -stops promptly to wait with arms out- “ooh yes music perfect Okay, okay” -then continues to run in slowmo, before finally hugging his double- “uuuuuu!” -lifts him up, shaking him from side to side- “uuuuuuuude!”

[cowafugginbunga]

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

*SLOW MO, PLASTRON BUMP* "uuuuuuude!"  *PERFECT SLOW MO HUG COMPLETE.*

"Bro, this is SO SICK! Imagine all the pranks we can pull with TWO OF US!"

[cowafugginbunga]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

"What? Choose between my ‘chucks and my board? That’s low, dude! That's like, racist! We live in the twentieth century, man! I'm sure if you loosened up, you'd realize that inantimate objects got like, feelings too and ya shouldn't subjugate! Come on, bro, you're a robot. You feel me, right?"

[shellshockerraphael]

"Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raphie, Raph, Raaaaaph, Raph, RAPH, raph, Raphaeeeeliiies, Raph, Raph, Raph, RaphRaphRaph!!!!"

"For the love of…what the hell do ya want, Mikey?!” The red-clad terrapin turned to glare at his brother, breathing out through his nose enough to make his nostrils flare.

[cowafugginbunga]

shellshockerraphael:

Aaaaaaand of course it was this routine again. Of course. Leave it to Mikey to go for the most irritating schticks when he was bored or something. Raph couldn’t help but inhale sharply as he approached the younger terrapin, letting out a soft growl.

"You. Fuckin’. Little. Shit."

 It was a lazy sunday afternoon and every one of his brothers was busy being boring. Leo was busy sleeping (Or 'meditating' as Leo put it, but really, they both involved closing your eyes, so Mike couldn't see the difference) and Don had threatened to rig his skateboard to explode if he dared harass him in his lab again. So, as it usually came to pass, this left Mikey with nothing better to do than to poke at sleeping bears (or in this case, tv-watching Raphs).

It was a public service, really. Of course, his brothers didn't SEE it like that, but one of these days they'd appreciate Michelangelo's "Big Brother Snorefest Emergency Rescue Response" as the essential it was.

Michelangelo affected a look of exaggerated shock. "Raphie!" He said, 'scandalized'. "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to swear? Your face could get stuck like that!" 

He guffawed at his own nonsensical brilliance, hopping atop the end of the couch and poking Raph's face. "And you already got some whack face problems, bro." He vanished with a giggle, appearing on Raph's other side. "And by 'whack', I mean it really looks like you got 'whacked' with a shovel full of UGGGG-LY!"

He flipped over the front of the couch, bouncing out of Raph's reach. Mikey did not have his brother Donatello's methodical aptitude, but he had the art of pissing Raph off down to a science. He purposely blocked the wrestling match, bouncing on the balls of his feet, mentally counting down.

Threee,

Two~

One....

[shellshockerraphael]

"Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raphie, Raph, Raaaaaph, Raph, RAPH, raph, Raphaeeeeliiies, Raph, Raph, Raph, RaphRaphRaph!!!!"

"For the love of…what the hell do ya want, Mikey?!” The red-clad terrapin turned to glare at his brother, breathing out through his nose enough to make his nostrils flare.

[cowafugginbunga]

Raph was wearing his angry bull face, complete with scary glare and flaring nostril. It was the kind of face that made most baddies run in fright. Mikey, however, was immune to that look. He grinned from over the couch, scarcely containing his giggles as he waited for that oh so important silence where everything was suspended in time and Raph looked ready to murder someone.

"Hi." 

[thepartybara-blog]

"Duuuuuuude,"

-reaches out arms to offer a hug, canting his head and lifting his eyeridges all like hey ya know ya wanna- “Duuuuuuuude,”

"No wait stop!!!Slow mo dude!!Ready? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-" -moves towards him, running slowly in big strides, arms out"

[cowafugginbunga]

*Already has his arms out like, hell yes, awman, no, perfection like this can not go un-bro-hugged* "Aw man, BRO WAIT, I GOT A BETTER IDEA,"  *Pulls out the phone tech boy Donnie hooked up. Scrolls through it, grins, and puts on the music* "Okay, Now!"

[cowafugginbunga]

[[WHUT GUYS, I GO TO SLEEP AND COME BACK TO 22 FOLLOWERS, WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM???]]

[exsaitement-archive]

((Obviously, you need more.))

[cowafugginbunga]

[[YeEeEes, Follow the orange one, friends, come on @u@]]

[cowafugginbunga]

[[WHUT GUYS, I GO TO SLEEP AND COME BACK TO 22 FOLLOWERS, WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM???]]

[bigredandreadytorock]

[ ANOTHER 2k14 MIKEY YES

so we got like 6 Mikeys(i think)

2 Raphs

2 Leos

and 2 Donnies

what a time to be alive]

[cowafugginbunga]

[[YOU GAIS MADE IT VERY HARD TO IGNORE THE MOVEMENT, OKAY.

THE BANDWAGON HAS BEEN HOPPED. HELLOOOO]]

[cowafugginbunga]

"In case you didn't pick up on it, I'M the handsome one,"

**As the movie is not out yet, all information here is subject to change/update. The info here is the mun's interpretation of the trailers.**

Name: Hamato Michelangelo

Nicknames: Mikey, Mike, The Mikester, 

[cowafugginbunga]

"C'mon man, be cool. Let me lay the rules down for ya"

The basics, bro

This is not my main rp blog. I'm not gonna prioritize this as much as that one, so when the going gets tough and my time gets limited, activity here might suffer. I will give you guys a heads up in the event of issues or slow downs.

I do not roleplay smut. I do not roleplay t-cest. This blog will mostly be SFW. Triggering or disturbing material will be tagged as 'TW trigger'. Please let me know of anything I miss.

I don't always follow back or make greeters.

Hey Raph, What's 'roleplaying'?

This version of Mikey is based off the 2k14 movie and as such, he will not know other characters outside of the ones already confirmed for the movie. He'll know his April, but it might take him a minute to recognize April from another universe.

Most of my threads will fall in the realm of paragraph posts, which can run anywhere from two paragraphs to two pages. I never expect you to match my output. No seriously, I got a water fall in my head, sometimes it spews words. What I do expect is that I get something to work with. Don't give me two sentences after I just wrote you three paragraphs.

 I'm not the picture of perfect spelling or grammar, but 'if u rit lyk ts' I'm afraid I'm gonna have to decline.

And the usuals go here. No powerplaying or godmoding. If I poke you about something in your post that's bothering me, please be cool about it (Hey, we're human, we ain't perfect), and I promise you can do the same for me.

I'm not much of a romance roleplayer. I'm really not a fan of writing relationships much either. Unless there is CHEMISTRY between our muses, this is not something I will be indulging in.

'OC'? Oh, I see!...Uhm...no, no I don't see. Sorry.

I treat all OC encounters as first time meetings. ALL of them. Please don't assume you know my character (even if you have had interactions with another Mikey, they do not transfer over to mine). It seriously throws me off to try to write out a one sided relationship I know nothing about.

I don't roleplay with Mary Sues/Gary Sues. I am, however, always open for giving advice and feedback on OC characters if this is something you are afraid of, or want to improve on. Everyone starts out at that stage. A great reference for all OC's (Even the well written ones, heck I use this from time to time) is the Mary Sue Litmus Test. 

Your character doesn't know where the lair is. Donnie boy is a smart cookie and built all sorts of security measures into it. Mikey sometimes gets lost. Your boy/girl got no chance of finding it.

If the first words I see on your blog are "April's cousin, turtle's adopted sister/bro," ETC, things are not gonna work out and I apologize ahead of time but no.

Are we done yet? Man, I'm starved.

So, sorry for all them crazy, scary rules. But these are the things that are important to me for good Mun relations. If there is anything here that you want clarity on, or anything in a roleplay that you want to happen, communicate with me. I don't bite, promise.