just a cowboy with a blog

he/him old adhd/alloaro sideblog Soup lovers only. Soup haters gtfo. adult but most of this stuff is from when I was 14 or something don’t judge me

[cowboy-batman]

I gained some followers so I thought I would say the following things!!!

- this blog is a safe space for everyone.

- in accordance with this, anyone who makes this blog unsafe for others will be blocked immediately (this includes terfs, maps, and anyone bigoted).

- please send me asks, I will fall in love with you (or just care deeply about you as a friend if that’s what you’re more comfortable with)

That’s all I think!! Thanks for reading my thoughts.

[aropride]

i have dealt with so much shit irl for being aro and i still would not change it genuinely i love being aro and anyone who has a problem with that can go fuck themselves

[aropride]

it took me so long to even consider that i could be aro and ages to actually accept it and i have to explain what aromanticism means to half the people i tell and the other half i have to explain that i'm not also ace. and i have had real life allo queer "friends" use the existence of other aros who are ok with dating against me and thats insane and arophobic on its own and i've had allo queer "friends" try to pressure me and trick me into being interested in them (something that does not work and is insane to try btw?). ive had wellmeaning allo queers ask if me being aro is because of trauma. and when i identified as ace when i was younger my mom said i'd grow out of it and 'everyone feels like that' and now i identify as alloaro and i think she'd be even more pissed aboutn that. and so much of society is structured around a two-person lifelong heterosexual romantic relationship being considered default so Youre the weird freak if you dont get married actually. and most cishets are so outwardly hostile to the idea of sex without feelings. and being alloaro but not having sex is for some reason so difficult for alloallos to understand . And yet. and yet i love being aro i wouldnt give it up for anything. i love being aro i love aros i love aromanticism i love relationship anarchy & fucking with the family unit FOREVER. i love you

[aropride]

i love being aro i just wish other people didnt make it so hard to

[aro-rambles]

[cowboy-batman]

Liking men is so awesome like. Objectively it’s just some guy. Not to me though <3

[cowboy-batman]

Diversity win! Your dentist used they/them pronouns for you while telling you you need to get your wisdom teeth out early!

[cowboy-batman]

Microdosing on coming out by thinking about it really hard and then having a panic attack

[cowboy-batman]

Me having diarrhea: shit. Literally. *laughs incessantly at my own joke while having diarrhea*

[parakeet]

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

[cowboy-batman]

this blog is soup lovers only so, logically, the next question to ask is: what is your favourite soup?

damn this is surprisingly hard. my love for soup is, in many ways, an emotional kind of thing, which makes it hard to pick a favorite because they all have the soup effect. some of my favorites are tomato soup and pesto-tomato-chicken noodle though

[cowboy-batman]

adhd tip number two i think

“noooo we are not brushing our teeth!! I would never!! we are just getting out our toothbrush that is all!! and putting paste on it!! and putting it in our mouth!! oh ! oh no ! now it is in our mouth so we might as well brush”

this has been: me tricking my five year old self out of executive dysfunction

[cowboy-batman]

god made me dysphoric about pregnancy because he knows if i ever got pregnant i would make omegaverse jokes constantly 

[cowboy-batman]

Having adhd is like being a sim:

- sometimes you try to do things and they just don’t work

- set queue for how many tasks you can plan at once

- forget what’s happening at random times

- aforementioned queue occasionally just deletes itself

- has constant decreasing needs but needs help to keep them up

- just randomly walks around when not given specific directions

- if there are too many things to do at once, gets overwhelmed and does none of them

- often doesn’t follow through on tasks

- leaves shit in random places

- wears the same clothes every day

- idk there’s more but I’ve lost my train of thought like three times while making this post

[cowboy-batman]

when you take adhd meds

[cowboy-batman]

Got my proof of bisexuality documentation revoked bc all my ex “gf”s are trans now

[softbunmlm]

Support autistic mlm/nblm and mlm/nblm with adhd!

[cowboy-batman]

As an adhd nbmlm a) thank u b) I highkey forgot my own acronym and thought this was for multilevel marketing scams for a hot second

[cowboy-batman]

Totally weird question for my other adhd folks: do any of y’all have abnormally large pupils? (Like the eye part)

I was wondering if they were correlated based on the brain -> eye shit that goes down w adhd but this could b false

*pls comment if this relates to u pls*

[cowboy-batman]

Adhd mood of the day: hyperfocusing and writing out a 2000 word essay and then refusing to read it or revise it ever because u don’t fuck w big piles of text

[solitaireenthusiast]

*person I follow reblogs my post* is this friends are we friends