Hey There!

Welcome to my really gay blog. Hope you have a nice stay.

[depsidase]

[inkmo]

happens to the best of us

[serpents-fr]

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

[marlynnofmany]

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

[fungalfaggot]

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

[beckrl]

the universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but girl please.

[ragsy]

[racks shotgun] phone’s’re haunted

[ragsy]

oh. i see now.

[ragsy]

the thrilling conclusion

[koffinrott]

*sprinkles ibuprofen onto your dash like fish food*

[mexicanesecat]

:O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O :| :O

[foreveriallyzombified]

i just impulsively told the a/c repair guy he can “go nuts eating out of the pantry, i don’t care” i mean i do care if he gets too nuts with it. but he said really? and i doubled down by saying “go crazy”

[fadedlovemp3]

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

[jb-blunk]

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

[testing-stormneko]

excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

[jb-blunk]

this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

[testing-stormneko]

good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

[jb-blunk]

you are a tar pit

[meangirlnurse]

[molabuddy]

wehen kittys are just so baby they dont even look like kitty yet they look like this . look at this post with your eyes if you agree

[vivecguccibelt]

[thatcupidmf]

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

[galactic-polywag]

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

[doggosource]

[mtfoss]

Ice cream sandwich

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deaddolin]

where are the milfs.

[blackpyrefly]

spending time with their kids. its the holidays.

[7244395]

Sorry we can’t cbt our way out of the fact that the earth is becoming observably less habitable with each passing year

[7244395]

Tbf we can’t cock and ball torture our way out of climate crisis either