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So I thought my last post on this blog would be another Supernatural Parody. My voice is horribly shot because of T, but here it is. A parody of David Guetta and Nicki Minaj featuring your favorite boys. Lyrics under cut. Thanks for the good run, guys! 

Deal with a demon, I'mma Sell my soul Deal with a demon, I’mma Sell my soul

SAM:

Back in Lawrence Kansas I was just a baby Azazel fucked me up so when I grew up I’d be ready Bred to be a leader, his blood was inside me Gave me psychic powers, you down with that baby?

Best believe that, when I need that Guilty conscience, I will always have it Brother is my family so He cannot die, I will not allow it

Send them to Hell, Exorcizamus te Ganking those sons of bitches all day Now all of Heaven and Hell knows my name Like hey Winchester hey Winchester (Hey) Sooner or later one of us dies And so the other must sacrifice Salt it and burn it and don’t think twice like Like hey Winchester hey Winchester (Hey)

Deal with a demon, I'mma Sell my soul Deal with a demon, I’mma Sell my soul

DEAN:

40 years of bleeding 40 years of screaming Getting resurrected just to take another beating Fucking with the angels, fucking with the demons Apocalypse can’t keep me from these worthless feelings

Best believe that when I need that Self-hatred I will always have it Sammy can’t leave, so please take me Without him I’m nothing so this life, you can have it

Send them to Hell, Exorcizamus te Ganking those sons of bitches all day Now all of Heaven and Hell knows my name Like hey Winchester hey Winchester (Hey) Heavy Dad issues, dependency Fighting monsters since before puberty Dying, dealing, put it on repeat Like hey Winchester hey Winchester (Hey)

Deal with a demon, I'mma Sell my soul Deal with a demon, I’mma Sell my soul

DEAN:

You ask me? I’m fine Just watching porn online Made some bad mistakes So I deserve to do time And without me, Sam’s fine He always keeps in line Let me finish this bottle and then it’s murdering time Don’t want to tell you how I feel I don’t even think I’m real (Am I real?) Leave me alone cause I know how to deal I don’t deserve to be saved, so I don’t care Take my share, I’ll go down while I’m swinging

SAM:

So I make a deal with a demon I trust So I give in to my darkness and lust So I do anything just to see him again Carry on carry on, it goes on, it goes on my son

Send them to Hell, Exorcizamus te Ganking those sons of bitches all day Now all of Heaven and Hell knows my name Like hey Winchester hey Winchester (Hey) Sooner or later one of us dies And so the other must self-sacrifice Angels and demons and everything nice  like Like hey Winchester hey Winchester (Hey)

Deal with a demon, I'mma Sell my soul Deal with a demon, I’mma Sell my soul

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[cowboymafia]

can't believe I made another supernatural parody tbh

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

[cowboymafia]

in my opinion, a trans woman is the ultimate authority on whether or not something is transmisogynistic. Don’t speak for a group of people if you aren’t part of that group, and don’t speak over those who it does affect. listen to the women who are affected, not the men or cis women who are not.

[cowboymafia]

kind of wish I could be friends with my exes.

[marasmiellus]

try hitten em up, I am friends (not super close but still friends) with one of my exes, and i’m sure the only reason I am not friends with more is because I had shitty taste in dating and the rest I really don’t want to be friends with

[cowboymafia]

well the only ones i wanted to be friends with either are like, off the grid after me trying several times to be friends with them, hate me because of my gender identity/orientation, or say they can’t be my friend because I don’t want to date them. just kind of wish i could go back to before we’d dated when i was friends with them i mean that was chill. i dunno people are hard.

[cowboymafia]

butimapowerranger replied to your post: kind of wish I could be friends with m...

Why aren’t u friends w/ ur exes? It’s 2015 a relationship doesn’t have to end just because you’re not romantic with them anymore…

Because when I try to be they tell me either it’s too hard to not have feelings for me or they hate me because I didn’t want to be with them. 

[cowboymafia]

kind of wish I could be friends with my exes.

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[cowboymafia]

honestly Alex and Piper are both manipulative and privileged so they probably deserve each other

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I LOVE BIG BOO

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HI!!!!! I have no idea what time it is where you love but it's almost 1:00 AM where I am and that means it's your birthday sooo....... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN YOURE SUPER CUTE AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY ^_^ *sings happy birthday* (I didn't forget <3)

THANK YOU SO MUCH MIMI!