bloody sunday

[full-metal-furies]

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

[goodboygustav]

t’anks boss 

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[timotaychalamet]

[chodeboy-deactivated20260710]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[notkatniss]

Hozier be like: life is about DIRT, life is about RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, life is about BOG BODIES, and above all, life is about getting RAILED so hard your soul exits your body

[anoldman-deactivated20190825]

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

[carldangerous]

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

[herzgewachse]

it’s not about wanting to see signs everywhere, but understanding that there are many different types of language. how many times life has talked to me without words

[delectable-in-red]

[kinasin]

[realitytvgifs]

[paper-fairy]

“You will become a part of that celestial beauty that you admire —”

— Mary Shelley, from “Mathilda,” originally published c. October 1819

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[rpndp]

[ironpour]

someone paid casey frey to pretend to be jake gyllenhaal in brokeback mountain

[8-bitfiction]

[driflloon]

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought