all hail the cow

Hi im jake, imma bitch/lover/child/mother/sinner/saint and according to meredith brooks i do not feel ashamed. 

[buzzfeed]

there’s a v v good new twitter meme

[bob-belcher]

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[deejay]

What’s the mood Today?

[biggestmoodblr]

[namianism]

Maybe she’s born with it

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

Bob and a few other queens got REAL about racism.

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[clintseastwood]

Edna, you’re the best. Yes, I know, darling. I know.

The Incredibles (2004) dir. Brad Bird

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[espressokisses]

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

^^^^^THIS

[nikator]

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

[politicalprof]

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

[radioactive-egg-survivor]

THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

[austyboo]

Marina v. Tre

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[thotvengers]

Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:

T'challa, king of the lesbians

[thotvengers]

Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly “enough” what?? Hmm i smell racism

[thotvengers]

Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more

[amazonian-america-chavez]

Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.

[garnetgh0st]

Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls

T'challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.

The dichotomy we need

[motherfuckingnazgul]

#excuse u thor is great at talking to girls and t'challa literally can’t talk to his crush

exactly, thor attracts hopeless lesbians who desperately want advice from this Smooth Motherfucker and t’challa attracts smooth lesbians who like, see this trash pile and are like “he’s the worst we need to help him”

[thestylestour]

Sarah Paulson this whole season of American Horror Story

[ivsaur]

me seeing my boss at work after hiding in the bathroom for 20 minutes

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[dutchster]

[teoami]

Bless these children

[mxnrique]

this would have never happened if they revived reba (2001-2007) instead.