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flesh / cross / wires

#memos from purgatory #if you have issues w/ me just block and go #I don’t tag stuff so proceed with caution #non-political blog #a lot of my stuff is queued #you can send me pics of dead animals if you want idgaf

manyphasedgod

stoldengods

it's so humiliating to fall in love i feel like a sick dog begging for affection before dying on their porch. leonard cohen understood this very well

The ramen eaterrrr

#memos from purgatory

stjohnstarling

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

ballwizard

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

#actually literally me

sunburnt-brian

teaboot

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

teaboot

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

trainerdelaney

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

trainerdelaney

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

spindletrees

This might be a good time for Ms. Psych degree here to step in and let ye all know that People Are Unable To Identify Flirting. There are double-blind studies to support this, if you instruct participants to flirt or not flirt with another participant, neither the second participant nor onlookers are able to accurately tell which instruction the first participant was given. Even if you get the flirting participant to rate their attraction to the person they’re flirting with, and only count trials where people are either flirting with people they find attractive, or not flirting with people they don’t find attractive NO ONE CAN TELL WHO IS FLIRTING OR WHO ISN’T.