Schizodoll

Any/All, 18+ @bunnysnack is my owner

[jupiterscorpse]

[toskarin]

trying to get the funny medieval peasants to try my future dorito and accidentally stumbling onto the communal fencepost hosting one of many rural german cat-mutilating games that will later be a wedge in relations between the urban and agricultural communities, shocking me into a months-long silence

[rui-cifer]

getting served what can only be described as "mold from a random log of fallen wood floating in a stein of watered-down beer" as a gift in return for the doritos and getting an experience that can only be described as "Protestant Ayahuasca"

[toskarin]

going south to seek some sort of normalcy which I might disrupt, where in the refuge I am served something which dripped from a statue. I ask what it is. it's from the bones inside, I am told, and it leaks forever, and it brings an ecstatic state

[paradoxius]

The peasants will occasionally hearken back to you, in years to come, as the strange traveler with the unusually melancholic disposition—in reference to your distress at encountering normal everyday things. Only very rarely do they recall your odd bag of fried pasta with what could best be described as a petty-aristocrat amount of seasoning.

[paradoxius]

If that, honestly.

[toskarin]

prevailing complaint: they were not sweet enough

[kuntboyzworld]

I was going to post this for 4/20, but I was too fried to remember ✌️

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[esthermika]

person (part-timer)

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[bunny-snack]

im so plushie that i turned into baby blankie

[bunny-snack]

pookie even ☝️

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[sailatina3]

What on earth

[lesbianeo]

nonbinary bunnies...nonbunnaries

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

[toskarin]

wh-what's poeslaw

not much, how about you

[muzzlesbian]

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

WHO WANTS TO DO CAUSAL NUDITY WITH ME

[iwishfortrains]

What will be the result.of this nudity?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Nothing really. It's casual

[sickerfxck]

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

[bugbugly]

trauma humping

[ashenmind]

opera o is a god tier ragebaiter who doesn’t consider the possibility of it ever backfiring and it’s awesome

[ashenmind]

[ashenmind]

that’s panel 1 for overlord to you!

[ashenmind]

and of course I’m on the first panel; I’m the most important!

[dogpuppy]