I Will Eat You, Children

Fitzgerald me the green light Gatsby saw.

[97leclrc]

this is genuinely so erotic

📷: natalia garcia

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[princemick]

2026 world cup final

[saltaired]

SUCCESSFUL HATEWATCH

[freekicks]

now, today, and forever:

[freekicks]

sub them in.

[princemick]

oh my god

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[coyotesuspect]

cabbage really is such an underrated vegetable

[coyotesuspect]

I can't tell yet if I find it amusing or distressing, but the wildfire smoke currently choking my town has had several people say something to me along the lines of "oh you're from California, right! You must be used to it!"

To which I have to reply, well....

[stuckinreversemode]

Rebecca Welton’s Outfits in “Ted Lasso” | Season Three — Costume Design by Jacky Levy

[coyotesuspect]

fucking hate how small this city is sometimes. I was in a completely different neighborhood from any of my normal haunts to play dnd (with the other trial managers...) and as I'm waiting to cross the street I see the worst fucking da that I hate the most gasping for breath at the top of the hill as he's lumbering over to one of the bars he hasn't been kicked out of

[pmamtraveller]

Henry Daubrez - Burning Out

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[raylangivins]

This is on all of us for believing in England even a little bit. You’re not supposed to do that.

[tgatbc]