I would change many things but I'm not telling you what

Perennial lurker and occasional writer of fics (currently occupied by OTP exhaustion/bed.)

[afewbulbsshortofatanningbed]

Fic rec index

For easy access*, I know I haven't got all of the lists I've ever made and there's a few more posts with recs floating around this blog... somewhere...

Alex Rider-specific: 1 2 3 4 AR ship week 4 Yassens a list of some favorite fics

Miscellaneous: comfort reads fics I reread over and over

I haven't made posts for them but I've got enough orig fic, Check Please** fic, and fic for other canons that's readable canon-blind in my bookmarks that I probably could, so if anyone wants recs for any of these send in an ask! (I feel a bit presumptuous making them unprompted as I'm mostly lurking these days.)

*and also because it feels a bit weird to have a pinned post for a fandom I haven't really been involved with for over a year

**almost exclusively Kent-centric/jackparse

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I need tiktokers to understand that ao3 has been home for the freaks (affectionate) ever since the day it was created. the entire site was created because “dark and fucked up fics” were banned and removed from other platforms, so us freaks came together and created a site for other freaks — a site where nothing is censored, a site with no algorithm, no capitalism, no ads, and again, absolutely no censorship.

this has been our house for decades. you newbies don’t come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture. either be nice and respect our house, or leave and build your own house elsewhere.

[the-great-rat-attorney]

if you use ao3 but don't know much about its history, there's a great article for that!

[undeadhousewife]

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[mitrakats]

happy valentine’s day 💖💖💖💖prints of this r available on my etsy :D

[xanaxfarts]

Gem Cities by Neave Bozorgi

[dryad-knifeplay]

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

[sobcat]

doing a huge giveaway 😙🌷✨️ the winner gets to take me to the vet 🏥🐈 and put me down 🙂‍↕️🔻👇⬇️

[felipeiv]

[wreck]

[karvina]

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

[kyotoprotocols]

[1five1two]

'Night Scene'. Neil Welliver. 1981-1982.

[classicalcanvas]

Flowers in a Vase (1866) by Pierre-Auguste Renoir

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[oldpagesclub]

Evgenii Rachev illustration for "Kocour šedohlávek" by Gribovová, 1982

(book from my private collection)

[lovertm]

orangesnackcake