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Hi (or) Salutations (or) [insert nearest applicable greeting]

- Kody

- they/them

- certified Mir Mobster (THE LAKE WAS REAL HE WAS RIGHT)

- Anthem (2019-2026) appreciator

- witness to the Wormhaven incident of ’24

- sixth thing

- owner of the 43 round hand cannon

- donate now to save Drunk Jones from space

Interests include Destiny, Minecraft, Warframe, Marathon, other stuff

victusinveritas

naamahdarling

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

marjorierose

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

prokopetz

RPG where it's very easy to overcome all of the bosses nonviolently through correct dialogue choices, but actually doing so locks you into the bad ending; in order to get the good ending, you need to do a bunch of obtuse side quests in order to goad them into fighting you.

prokopetz

#honestly this sounds fun#gimme the options #i wanna know what my choices are #how ambivalent can i be? #but also it's so much funnier that this concept makes violence the correct answer (via @cuzosu-blog)

Yeah, you could definitely play a scenario where violence is the morally correct answer for laughs, but you don't have to.

If you wanted to play it straight, one might imagine a game about fighting a fascist state where all of the bosses are The One Good Nazi types with very sympathetic, human reasons for collaborating with the regime – there's the Sad Dad who's only committing mass murder because they're holding his kid hostage, the idealist who genuinely believes they can reform the system from the inside, the moral coward who rationalises their atrocities as harm reduction because if they quit, whoever replaced them would be even worse, etc. – and all of the talky nonviolent options for dealing with them involve compromising the player character's principles.

The final boss is naturally a totally unsympathetic Hitler 2.0 type, but before you can fight him he hits you with the old Mustapha Mond monologue, and if you've let even one of his buddies off the hook, he turns the tables on the conversation-fu trope and persuades the player character to stand down.

The achievement for getting the good ending is, of course, titled "The Only Good Nazi Is A Dead Nazi".

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

shirecorn

Fascinating categorization is happening here

sweaterkittensahoy

the three genders

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

pidgefudge

warceline

born2love

yo i made rhis into a sweater

derinthescarletpescatarian

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

dapperzz

magical-girlll

commanderchr1st

"fine. i'll drive myself to Uber Eats."

drtrinitysantos

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

molombo

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all art is from the gamebook, we dont use ai

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12 kin

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kosmogrl

translatingpostsintolatin

dottie-n-stripes

had a dream i'd see enemy tacticoolers and would run up to them and chuck the cans off the stage into the water. if i cant sippy NO one can

twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.