Cozy Cryptids

A range of entities and curiosities living a life together. 19 She/He/They/It Bisexual 18+ MDNI Medical Cannabis user

[cozycrypids]

Cozy Cryptids

From Intox to Oviposition.

Asks and DMs open most hours

Communicate expectations at the beginning of the interaction, including kinks and fetishes.

*Main Kinks*: Intox, CNC, Somnophillia, Free use, breeding (No Pregnancy), praise, bondage, collars, pain and blood play, fat, feeding, eating, oviposition, plushies, dildos, costumes and cosplay, Ect.

Some kink jar templates I filled out:

Purple = Very hot

Green = purely in fiction

Teal = With limits

Orange-ish yellow = Maybe...

Grey x = No

Send me any if you want me to fill them out. Just Google your kink's name + kink jar template.

Two members so far, Darling and Leslie, more to come.

Ps: As of July 19, anal will only be done with male and non-binary aligned personas.

-creator

[cozycrypids]

First person to send me a dick pic gets pictures of me taking a big bite of cake. <3 (Dildos count.)

[sapphic-fox-bait]

You should make sex tapes with me that I don't know about ♡

[cozycrypids]

Sandwich and cake. <3

[cozycrypids]

Tonight's cartoon time.

[cozycrypids]

I wish I had a ton of friends who'd fuck me whenever there's time for it.

[whinysushi]

Wanna watch the sunset together while I'm cockwarming you?

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[redstonedust]

also to be clear bc some people have mentioned it, theres already aspects of peoples appearance that are 10000% exclusive to a specific ideology (a tattoo of a fascist symbol, for example) but i really dont think you can count that as insulting someone based on their appearance because the appearance isn't the problem. idc if the tattoo looks good or bad i care that this person is broadcasting their fascist views to the world. i hope the difference is obvious,

[softwithyou]

the goal is to fuck you like a little slut while I continuously reassure my love and adoration for your entire existence.

[cozycrypids]

Watching my cartoons with my toys <3

Dms open.

[dumbboyblog]

I can’t believe I forgot to post this…

more subby noises

[cozycrypids]

Tonight's dinner. (Salami and munster with salt and vinegar chips and mustard)

-Darling

[cozycrypids]

Going out to shop and shoot guns.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

[cozycrypids]

-Darling

[cozycrypids]

No bra for today.

-Darling

[cozycrypids]

Last one before I go to bed, but...

Hehe

(This makes me so curious story wise. Where the hell did Ludo get the Babies? Are they his?)

-Leslie

[cozycrypids]

Ohh, I have things to say about this, I don't know what yet, but gimme 3, 4, weeks to think on it and I'll never shut up.

-Leslie