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[changelingcoded]

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

[blixandco]

Like this?

[homunculus-argument]

Randomly remembering how it's actually kind of funny how as far as my family was concerned, it was "nobody cares about how you look" when I was the one who didn't like the way I looked, but "you can't go outside looking like that, people will judge us all" when my family were the ones who didn't like the way I looked.

[apocalypsegay]

i don’t think he clicked through

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[kaity--did]

several months ago I got recommended your blog and went “oh, kaity, I think I used to keep up with her! I thought her job where she makes replica dinosaur skeletons was so cool” and clicked follow, and I really enjoy your posts so I stuck around but I have kind of been wondering this whole time what happened to your job where you make replica dinosaur skeletons. since you never seem to mention it. and only today did I stumble upon the blog of @\thatdisasterauthor and realize a) she is the Katy whose blog I used to read who made replica dinosaur skeletons and b) she is not you

so now I get to follow two cool ka(i)tys! but I figured you should know that you have enough of the vibes of someone who makes replica dinosaur skeletons that I did not question that for months

oh my god I wish my job was that cool I just yell at medical professionaols for not renewing their licenses on time

[thatdisasterauthor]

Hahaha. That's me! I don't make replica fossils anymore, though. I'm a wildland fire dispatcher now, and work with wildland fire prevention education teams to make educational and outreach resources about wildland fire.

[kaity--did]

This Katy is STILL insanely cooler than me. I'm just sitting here learning to Mark down code so I can yell at doctors faster 😭

[pangur-and-grim]

alright, so we’re back to this again

[homunculus-argument]

I like that the library can send me automated text message reminders that my stuff is due, but I wish they also had an option to personalise the messages. I would like to make them more personal. Specifically passive-aggressive, with progressively less on the "passive" as the date approaches. Like three days before they're due it's like "hey I just wanted to remind you that you still have my stuff, in case you've forgotten that you were supposed to return them. No pressure though! You have three days :)"

Then a day before the date there's another text like "hey you still have my stuff, right? Yeah you have them, I'd know if you'd have returned them, I keep tabs on everything. Return them tomorrow. :)"

And on the day they're due it's just this picture

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[pukicho]

you unpinned the slurpy jello post puki :(

You know the saying "legends never die"? That's not true, they die, and that post is dead.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[silly-signs]

I would just love if there were an official silly sign right h-

[monodramatical]

I love and support all of my mcyt mutuals but god bless what are the names of these people. you are all reblogging posts about scrimblo bimblo's deeply queerplatonic bond with spinkle in the jimble-jamble-womble-thon and then putting the most beautiful sistine chapel level art of deeply symbolic and emotional moments tagged #Squamp on my dash. who is squamp!!! which coworker are they gay for !!!!!!!

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pangur-and-grim]

if someone were to make a depressing artsy movie of my life, there'd be at least once scene where I'm checking my savings account with a grimace while Belphie methodically pulls books off my bookshelf with loud rhythmic thumps behind me

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur goes through phases where she forgets how to recognize food and I have to hand-feed her like a lamb until it resolves. this has been going on for years. it’s a genuine miracle that she’s reached 13

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post