Ooh My Achy Breaky Heart!

AC. Teacher. UK. Crochet and craft hoarder!

[incendavery]

im entering my magic the gathering era

[stjimmy-stan]

How it feels many game nights

[cpaw13]

I love my mini me!

[owleanders]

squid michaelis !!!!

[cpaw13]

I love this so much!!

[its-all-down-hill]

[bevsi]

commission 

[cupidjoy]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYpLmx1FWor/

[psychicdamaged]

stress levels during keyfish: highest to lowest

1) matt, who had to use his phone to roll 100d6 and tell his girlfriend she got 363 points of damage and died because she jumped off a fucking cliff

2) liam, the only person who fully grasps that one of them just fucking died

3) ashley, shocked and offended at travis laughing about this

4) laura, laughing occasionally but very stressed

5) sam, who appreciates both the gravity and the humor of the situation

6) taliesin, mildly concerned but mostly amused

7) marisha, arguing with matt about physics, shaking with laughter for five minutes

8) travis, who is actively cackling throughout

[alex2xander]

I dont know who needs to hear this

But I sure did:

You can and absolutely should modify the chore/self care task if it makes life easier. Sit on the floor while doing laundry. Clean dishes while in a chair. Sit in the shower.

Save your spoons. Accommodate your fatigue rather than fighting it.

[jentlemahae]

crying

[jentlemahae]

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

[sagicidal]

u forgot the best part

[lastoneout]

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

[tendochocolat]

@ukaizawa

[athenasdragon]

God, that explains this:

[halorvic]

☕

[holyth3firm-deactivated20200430]

[diarygirls]

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

you put it into words

[sosuperawesome]

Ramalama Creatures on Etsy

[beaky-peartree]

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

[lickthemagaindeacy]

FUCK

[not-close-to-straight]

This is a next level joke

[sirfrogsworth]

I think Zelda got more of her father’s comedy genes than she realizes. 

[theheroichydrangea]

If people could see my Ao3 history

[atalana]

[assassinregrets]

[weird-ecologies]

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny