Captain Oblivious

No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful.

[wordsnquotes]

If you care about somebody, you should want them to be happy. Even if you wind up being left out.

Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower  (via wordsnquotes)

[glumshoe]

i havent been on tumblr in literally like six years but i just saw this photo of the louvre detective and you were the very first person i thought of so. here you go

honestly that photo just looks like they hired an H&M model to play the detective in a porno with that cop…

[triflesandparsnips]

Genuinely looks like the start of a movie where the thieves are hired to solve their own heist.

bonus: also a porno

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

So apparently it's just a random dude who was leaving the Louvre at the time, HOWEVER the last line of the Associated Press article is incredibly funny.

~~ we'd rather keep the mystery alive ;) ~~

[realtalksexadvice]

[certifiedsexed]

ID: A red graphic with a sign showing two fists, one with the thumb up and one with the thumb down. Below is text reading: “Consent is given never assumed”

[detailedart]

Saturn peeking behind the Moon, seen from the top of the Mauna Kea Volcana, in Hawaii, in September 2024.

[melanchol1e-deactivated20250809]

[sadmates]

[cptnoblivious]

Activate kiss proof umbrella!!!

[beemovieerotica]

[speakeasylivefree]

I don’t need to be your only, I just need to be your favorite 😈

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[justbriann]

[ek-ultra]

I’m floored that they would include this in a game for kids.

[thememedaddy]

[delilahkatherine]

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened

[my-russia]

Ruins of a chapel, Tver Oblast

[vacillator-deactivated20250323]

[thememedaddy]

[undeadentropy]

Listen, if you want to play a ball game, then you are now puppy for a while. I don't make the rules. Been that way for thousands of years.

[redavexat]

[daily-spooky]