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YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART
I've been locked in on artfight recently this is all I got
Absolutely criminal that "hotdog-eating world" is not hyperlinked to an interactive map
I went to school in Alfred, NY, and this was the biggest thing of the year. It was bigger than homecoming, bigger than graduation, bigger than reunion, bigger than the first day of classes. The town is tiny, with two colleges, one stoplight, and very little of anything else. There were hot dogs, but it wasn’t the focus of Hot Dog Day.
I posted this unforgettable 1930 house in Reno, NV quite a while ago. It didn't sell, is now in bankruptcy, and for sale by the bank at a bargain. 5bds, 5ba, 6,189sqft, $1.1m (Zillow's est.: $1,967,200) Perhaps it could be the unique decor and odd layout that turned buyers off.
feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning
GAMING NEWS !!
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yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!
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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!
yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!
yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"
yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!
yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!
My dearest companion,
It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.
Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.
The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.
I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.
I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,
Your most obedient and humble servant,
yo mama facts
yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!
She's being so big and brave.
having ADHD means parts of my recipe book just look like this
Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere
the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries