We love cq here

cq cumber is great, anyone who disagrees is invalid

[splatoonus]

We’ve received a special message from our International Squid Research Lab, who are wishing us a happy “White Day”. Apparently this gift-giving holiday involves the exchange of a diminutive train conductor? Curious!

[nozzlenoseloveblog]

Hey guys, just a quick update

Sorry I haven't been posting much but between not being able to play splatoon during the week and also a pretty major shift in interests I've had a bit of a falling out with splatoon

That's not to say that I don't care about splatoon anymore but I just haven't really been too into it lately and hopefully in the future I'll get back into it but right now I'm just not feeling it

That's all, really.

[frisbee-2626]

[bisticks-deactivated20211211]

how long did i spend drawing this (arted in mspaint)

original ver 

[peach-hime-moved]

[silverstarsheep]

One Squishy Boy

[deepsearailway]

“If I had known that they would put me with Tartar and claim that I share ideals with him, I would have made time in my schedule for an interview…”

[nozzlenoseloveblog]

He paint, he sparkle

[superjumps]

plz stop begging for male idols in the next splatoon game. splatoon is one of few games where most major characters r girls and i dont want u stupid idiots taking that from me because u hate women and want ur uwu boy representation when u could just get that from literally any other game. plz let girls have this one thing. if u want male idols in splatoon so bad stan octavio and cuttlefish.

[superjumps]

YOU KNOW WHAT. @ men: stan c.q. cumber

imagine thinking splatoon doesn’t have cool men in it when this bastard is right here

[hoaxghost]

best possible outcome is male idol band of existing guys, dropping their new mixtape “Throw me a line” soon 

[goqku-deactivated20201013]

Him!!!!!!!

[splashgarden]

whys cq the only one thats not even vaguely humanoid

[nozzlenoseloveblog]

Extremely important

Please don't send death threats over the splatfest results. Thats terrible and its really not important enough to do that. Dont send death threats to thw winning team, dont send death threats to the losing team.

[nozzlenoseloveblog]

Also important

If you lost this splatfest, please don't discourage those who are celebrating their win. I understand you would be upset about it but don't tell people not to celebrate just because youre upset. They're allowed to be happy.

However, if you are the winning team, do NOT mock the losing team. Be respectful about it. You can celebrate but please try not to rub it in and try not to indirectly offend or frustrate people. Understand that they are upset and/or disappointed and try not to start any problems.

[nozzlenoseloveblog]

Cq cumber

Reblog if you agree

[splatoonus]

Telephone & C.Q. Cumber: Team Order “These failed prototypes, endlessly warring for turf…” If we assume that chaos already reigns and that order needs to be restored, who decides what “order” actually looks like? These two likely have their own opinions on that subject, and they probably don’t include the words “free” or “will.”

[soumenhiyamugi]

octo!(Spoiler alert)

[nozzlenoseloveblog]

Qr codes

Disclaimer: i am technologically challenged and i also dont have access to a computer so forgive me if these pictures suck, if you try to us

If anyone plays acnl still and would like some grizzco shirts, here are all of the qr codes. I made every single grizzco shirt including the online jersey (i apologize for the fact that these pictures suck ajdhjz)

Please let me know if you have any issues with the document