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pfp is not my art !! SIMON / ZERO || he / it || 17 - artist, writer | AuDHD | multifandom (CRP, TADC, DR, +) strawpage - https://blood.infectionz.straw.page

[cr33pfreak]

hey chat my totally awesome and swag commissions r open !!! :D

woof im doing comms to afford food/basic stuff as a very poor kid with unemployed parents, soo anything helps. no pressure to comm of course, but if you feel like supporting, feel free to share my comms page with anyone! it'll be linked at the bottom :D

basic outline - 5 to 10$ flat color - 10 to 15$ rendered - 15 to 20$ more info is on my page!! [ https://bloodinfectionzcomms.straw.page ]

im down to draw people, furries and regular animals, but im not good at robots unless it's like. fnaf style i guess. ❌ i wont draw gore, anything suggestive of underage characters or medias like Hazbin Hotel, Alfreds Playhouse or TCOAAL, or complicated backgrounds ❌ examples below, including animal and simple background

[pls keep in mind the BG only looks like that bc i took a picture, NOT because i drew it! usually i do simple patterns and flat colors <3] reblogs appreciated! <3 - REGARDS :)

[redstonedust]

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[bacteriaco]

by the way you can be both a girl and a boy, completely both at the same time

by the way you can be a girl, a boy, AND gender neutral, all at the same time

by the way you can be EVERY gender, all at the same time, just identifying as all of them

by the way you can be NO gender, yep, if you want; not even "nonbinary" if you don't want to

by the way you can be COMPLETELY a boy PLUS something else

by the way you can be COMPLETELY a girl PLUS something else

by the way you can be a gender themed after something that means a lot to you

by the way you can be a gender related to your neurodivergency

by the way you can be a gender related to your species (for alterhumans)

by the way you can be fluid between VERY specific genders

by the way you can be flux between one gender or another only

by the way you be completely one of the options above WHILE having a gender that fully contradicts it

by the way you can have a gender SPLIT between two or way more genders

by the way you can have your gender set to "just whatever I feel convenient to call myself" without being genderfluid

by the way you can have no label at all

by the way you can make up labels or just completely frankenstein genders together until somethings make you comfortable

be YOU! be WEIRD!

[misadventurezz05]

blood cw

hope everyone’s having a good pprridddee monnnthhh… shout out tooooo… the ggaayyysss

[tatianafarenheit]

Toby my beloved…

[jb-creeps]

Flat colors of the kithes 🪓🫀

[expiredfrij0les]

guys ignore that i forgor to type in Toby's stutter in the last comic....heh....oops

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[ominous-signs]

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[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[fairycosmos]

wait zendaya come back what song do you recommend

[cordspaghetti]

listening 2 the black parade rn & having another They Would Not Be Wrong to tour this forever moment like

[cordspaghetti]

the thing getting me Today is hearing the band bare its soul in such a polished and intentional way like the raw mess of bullets and to an extent revenge (and to a lesser extent danger days) is one thing but on tbp they are running their catharsis like the navy it’s licherally surgical they’re insane this is my favorite album fuck

[brick-match]

Major pet peeve in my own life is that the brick and mortar on the porch columns of my apartment don't match the rest of the building. It's not something most people would notice at first or maybe at all, but it drives me crazy.

The brick on the building is an old sandmold standard-size flashed burgundy brick and a plain buff mortar in a flush joint. If I were to match these, I would use Belden Brick's Belcrest 740 bricks. Those aren't available in standard size, but the modular size they're made in will work because it's the same height. (Matching size exactly doesn't really matter for columns or other projects where the brick isn't going to be laid directly into the existing brick wythes (in fact, the bricks on the columns are a bit longer and a bit less tall than the bricks on the house)). I'd match the mortar with Heidelberg's Old Colonial, the go-to for matching older structures, from their Flamingo colored mortar series. Heidelberg's premixed Old Colonial could also work.

The brick on the columns is just over 8 inches long and just under 2 1/4 inches tall, so it's a weird size. They may have been "seconds", meaning the factory screwed up and had to sell them at a discount. That would explain the mismatch -- mighta been a 1970s Landlord Special. Nonetheless, they're beautiful bricks. A rusty brown color with ironspot texture ("ironspot" is somewhat literal: the clay and/or shale is mixed with actual flecks of metal, usually manganese these days I think, that melts in the kiln and makes a sort of glaze of freckles on the surface of the brick!), laid with an almost-matching red mortar.

These bricks have to have been discounted, because it shouldn't have been at all difficult to match the brick on the existing building. The reason for the red mortar evades me; colored mortars are usually more expensive than plain mortar. More traditional colors like Old Colonial are popular enough to be not much pricier than the plain grey. Idk why tf they woulda done red, except maybe to hurt me personally.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

this is exactly the type of rant i signed up to tumblr to see

[dechtir]

[transmechanicus]

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[ominous-signs]

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[2l2w]

i think it's so weird when people are just so obvious about their kinks in their fandom posts like come on this is a space for everyone :/ trying to be subtle abt it too as if we don't all know that marriage is just a 24/7 unnegotiated unsafe unsane and dubiously consensual kink lifestyle that people only engage in because of how structurally enforced and enabled it is in almost every circle of society. ur basically forced into a socially and financially disadvantaged position should you refuse to buy into it, and then ppl just brazenly fetishize and glorify it ? it's kind of disgusting. there's literally minors in the fandom and ur just exposing them to so much gross shit like why are you reifying marriage as the final stage of love (or "romance", so much as such a thing exists) when its primary function is to further the production (and re-production) of capital by reinforcing the Family Form. it's just so easy to not be weird and bring marriage up in fandom posts idk like. and dont even get me started on the unethics of monogamy. jesus why cant people just be normal

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[homunculus-argument]

In salt & vinegar flavour.