[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[shencomix]

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]

[deirdreskye]

[werewolvesnearyou]

i believe in friendship

[parkchanwoohoo]

Partner is high as fuck as we walk to the grocery store to get movie snacks and they're like "Wow, that lady looks exactly like Anne Hathaway" and I looked and saw a poster of Anne Hathaway

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh wow!! This is cool, the store is all in on FIFA

[parkchanwoohoo]

Full disclosure I too am crazy high and when I saw "Diego Luna" I was like omfg... now here's an actor. The prosthetics look seamless too

[guooey]

Hehe :)

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[footlongdingledong2]

yeah

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[nematodeneedles]

politoed's back sprite in gen 4 looks like they're asking for uppies…..

[animepopheart]

★ 【Shiren】 「 The strongest Miku wins. 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow our YT interview show!

[ryebreadgf]

favorite series of tweets

[hungwy]

You might think, "bad music artists are bad because they make bad music." But bad music artists don't make bad music. They expose the fact that all music is fundamentally stupid and terrible. People call them bad for this

[puppygirldick]

Consumer: music artist is bad bc I dont like them

Annoying Art nihilistic: all music is pointless and bad

Musician/artist: appreciates and understands the contribution and influence musicians/artists have made even if they arent their favorite, like Coltrane and contribution to harmony

[hungwy]

Don't reduce my opinion down to "all music is pointless and bad". I also think it's stupid and terrible

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[bimmyjimmy]

bimmy

[blignick]

[straycatj]

あっついね

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