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@crab-lawyer
This is my (@the-royal-bat-snake) side blog for reblogs that aren't interactions with friends. My name is Victoy or Jay, but if anyone actually interacts with this blog I will be very confused
Sup I got good. Now y'all won't have a clogged dash from when I reblog 20 things at midnight
Truly I cannot save y'all from me. Any decisions to follow this blog are not endorsed be me and no decisions past this can have any legal consequences put upon me
I don't personally find spiders cute but I understand people who do because of my deep affection for the humble lobster
[like I'm ignoring the scrawled warnings of my gothic ancestor] why DID I even disable the reblogs in the first place
I don't personally find spiders cute but I understand people who do because of my deep affection for the humble lobster
[like I'm ignoring the scrawled warnings of my gothic ancestor] why DID I even disable the reblogs in the first place
Consider: crabs.... but with paws
dont touch
YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t Touch It, You Idiot!
Mix-and-Match Critters
You Fool!
@the-royal-bat-snake
also okay I don’t watch qsmp (I have limited stream-watching tolerance and don’t really go there with those streamers) but I will say that like half the posts on it you all put on my dash sound like the goal is to put streamers through… psychological torture? are your streamers like… okay??? are they good? is everything… alright?????
quackity accidentally inventing a brand new method of incredibly unethical psychological torture when trying to make minecraft angst is distinctly hilarious to me but also like. i think philza minecraft would unironically kill quackity if chayanne died.
qsmp has accidentally stumbled into a psychology experiment that would make the stanford prison experiment sob in fear. they’ve gotten a bunch of cc’s, and tens of thousands of viewers, to be deeply emotionally connected to pixel eggs. in doing so they’ve presented a problem:
how the fuck do you get outta this
the eggs were obviously never intended to be permanent (logging on every day to do tasks isn’t feasible to upkeep forever) and they were even given a vague limit of When Mama Dragon Comes Back (and then, of course, the “6 days til they die” thing). now you’ve made it so quackity (and his team) have a big ol dilemma, where two things are true: 1) they can’t keep the eggs forever since it’s not sustainable 2) you can’t take away the eggs without, oopsies, emotionally damaging your friends that you invited to have fun on your server.
turns out, when you give a group of humans all their own fully-realized individual who presents as a (weak, vulnerable) child that is in need of care from them, whatever instinct has kept us alive for generations goes “!!!!!” which is both really cool and compassionate, but also kinda concerning!
because, well: not sustainable! and if the eggs aren’t sustainable, what’s the alternative? killing them?? no! just look at jaiden’s reaction to bobby “losing” a life, even when it wasn’t his last one. or bad’s genuinely heart wrenching reaction to dapper losing a life. or how quiet and angry phil got after chayanne and tallulah had a “nightmare,” before it was resolved. that’s not acting. that’s real. what the hell will they do if the eggs actually die? from what i see, the cc’s are taking the “6 days til death” thing as something that’s avoidable. a threat that can be overcome. and for their sake, i hope it is.
ever played a dnd game where you actually feel insulted bc of smth someone’s pc did? yeah. that x20 because there’s SO much overlap between “streamer persona” and “literally just who they are”. and this level of roleplay character bleeding is cool, but i hope the eggs are handled carefully, or all those involved might end up actually hurt.
there’s also the whole added element of fans, many of whom only tune into the streams for egg content. the plot is very egg-centric. the roleplaying and characterization that the cc’s are doing is all centered around the eggs in one way or another. it’s been going on for a month, but it does not feel at all resolved, and plot-wise it would completely mess up so many plot threads happening if the eggs were all to go (charlie’s unresolved deal with lil j, quackity’s goal to bond with tallulah, the trial, etc etc) so if you take away the eggs, you risk messing up the whole vibe they’ve got going on, and facing backlash from fans who are also emotionally compromised by pixel eggs
we inherently want to protect the cute and vulnerable, and by god are these eggs cute and so very fragile. (then, there’s another layer of people’s own issues that they project onto the eggs. be it desire for paternity, some kind of maternal instinct, or, even in the matter of chayanne, using chayanne as a sort of way to cope with loss by making connections between chayanne and technoblade. which is beautiful and very sweet but would give chayanne dying some additional emotionally charged elements which i think should be avoided at all costs). there’s a reason that movies and other media generally do not kill named children characters—audiences really hate it. it’s taboo for good reason.
which leads us to
schrodinger’s egg: until sunday, they r both alive and dead. and this is both good and bad. god help us all
Lalalalalalalalalala okokokokokokok
/ban EvilXisuma
[EvilXisuma left the game.]
Day 29- Void
(prompt by @evil-xisapril )
[ID: a digital drawing of evil xisuma floating in the void. Their body is tilted and they have an arm reaching up. They have long white hair that's floating in the air. They're wearing gray and red armor and have red horns on their head. The background is a dark void, it's black purple and blue with some white stars. /end ID]
'Suma?
Day 29 - Void (prompt via @evil-xisapril)
[I.D. A digital drawing of Evil Xisuma floating in the void, their knees are partly curled up near their chest and one arm hangs down while the other rests on a leg. Their hair flows all around them, and there's a vein of void running up the visible side of their body including through their eye which is also leaking the same void. Tendrils of void lash around and against their body, and white text at the top and bottom of the piece reads 'I just want to go home.]
get yourself a platonic partner who supports your drag stripping career. i guess
did the admins decide that dapper’s death didn’t count for any legitimate reasons or did they just feel so sorry for bad that they couldn’t bring themselves to tell him that his son died
As far as i know, there was a glitch that kept bad from helping dapper and also dapper wasn't able to crawl out of that block for some reason. The adms tested and saw that dapper should've been able to crawl out but a glitch kept dapper stuck so they revived dapper due to that
ohhh okay !!! those are probably in the top ten video game glitches that have caused a single person the most severe and genuine mental anguish of all time
I think the qsmp members are coming to realise why one of the most common boundaries/rules in ttrpgs is “no child death” lmao
“just a nightmare”
Dapper just lost their first life...
Reluctant temporary father to a dad wishing to stay so forever arc really gets to you huh?
chit chat on their way home.
*this drawing is Wilbur soot approved*
