All The Randoms

literally whatever I feel like that day 

[dramatic-dolphin]

you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.

[ex-riddlecats]

i have the opposite of seasonal depression where im fine all winter but without fail every june i feel the deep seated need in myself to bury my head underground and not talk to anybody for weeks

[ex-riddlecats]

by talos this cant be happening

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

You know how it is with the uk

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

me at the end

[pukicho]

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

[rosiedisaster]

No shit dumbass

[pukicho]

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

[several-pots-of-coffee]

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

you can make jokes about asexuality that aren’t derogatory

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

no notes

[cyberthot666]

I just can’t pull off the chill girl vibe I want to argue too much

[fliesandlilypads]

do not separate the gays

[k-dhd]

[crystaltoa]

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

[noahnomore]

[frottinq]

love when women don't know when to stop talking like YES girl tell me the same story for 45 minutes with 6 unrelated tangents omg ♥️♥️♥️

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[crabbostabbo]

👀👋🏻✊🏻💪🏻🧍‍♀️

[ladyshinga]

touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony

[achesspiece]

"my child is fine" your child is an adult on tumblr posting about gay vampire sex

[achesspiece]

i hope you have a very vampiric and homosexual pride month

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[lo9lmkjgfgg-deactivated20260203]

This destroyed me.

[cobble-stone]

rule one of being a trans man: you’re always the sexiest and coolest motherfucker in the room

rule two of being a trans man: don’t trust hairdressers.