crabcakes

its the crab cake

[crabcakes413]

Hi I'm Max. :) I'm 17 (18 on July 17 2026). I use he/him and am bi + graysexual + grayromantic. Probably. I want to make friends, please dont be scared to dm me.

I block freely! I don't necessarily have a dni unless you're a bigot or if you're okay with harassing people for ANY reason.

My big interests right now: My Little Pony: FIM, TADC, Smiling Friends, Rhythm Heaven, Disney, and my ocs.

my links

tags + byi under cut!

BYI:

under 16 dont friend and under 13 get off my pages period

I feel like I tend to come off as dry and I'm also pretty awful at keeping the conversation going sometimes, bare with me

don't vent to me unless you ask (also i most commonly reply with "I'm sorry" or "damn" because I'm incompetent but I am listening I promise) (ALSO if I say yes once it doesn't mean it's consent for EVERY time you want to vent, always ask if you're unsure plsss)

dont put words into my mouth, ask for clarification or whatever you need to do

tell me if youre uncomfy or else I'll genuinely never know

don't use any crazy fonts (when typing normally), they're hard for me to read (all of these read "example" -> 𐌄𐋄𐌀𐌌𐌐𐌋𐌄, ᏋጀᏗᎷᎮᏝᏋ, 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖, ̷e̷̷x̷a̷̷m̷̷p̷̷l̷̷e̷, i could go on)

TAGS:

#crab art (my art)

#max is a poet (me yapping)

#crab asks (answering asks)

[crabcakes413]

als o IM SO excited for plastic crunch drools all over the place

[crabcakes413]

i want more wastelandia

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[crabcakes413]

everyone

[kechoban]

could you please draw kankri? thanks!

Yes! Let's give 'em a tri99er warning

[admiralburke]

I’d eat a faggot

[admiralburke]

hi !!! angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did you know theyre dropping a nuke on my house later :c

Oh n o ☹️ Goodbye

[crabcakes413]

BLESS 🙏HEALING💛

dude my skins peeling fro mthe sunburn and ive been like eating it fir hours

[admiralburke]

I just said thison call. Copier

[crabcakes413]

false

[crabcakes413]

BLESS 🙏HEALING💛

dude my skins peeling fro mthe sunburn and ive been like eating it fir hours

[monkey-network]

[vrtualseraph]

random divider dump

kandi divider by @pixopix

[gattskinart]

well pomni everyone loves a straight couple

[crabcakes413]

are they stupid

[toziertoa]

doodle page of my fav girl

[kaleidoscopicbullettrain]

I haven't done a tag game in forever and thought I'd try it out!

See how well pinterest knows you! Search 'fashion', 'pantone', 'mood', and 'food'; and save the first photo that comes up!

I tag @indicativeof-sideways-escalation @flying-suitcase @slutweeds @peppermint-saddies @scareakeets @sparrow-in-boots @sirfag and any of my followers who want to join in!

[jellystarjar]

I'm in a tag game mood here's what I got ^_^:

Tags (Let me know if you're not comfortable with being tagged): @petitelavande @yurimeowing @anidiotautistic @milehighpie-1424 @crabcakes413 ++++open tags!!!!

[crabcakes413]

i have like no one to tag @emdure @admiralburke

[crabcakes413]

oh god i really want to die rn