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[crabcakes413]

Intro!!:

Hello, I'm Max. I use he/him and I'm 18 ^_^ I post a lot of art here and a lot of random thoughts that pop into my head lol. Don't be scared to talk to me, I want to make friends! I'm very scared of being myself in any kind of way for some reason so that's about all I'm comfortable writing.

My big interests right now:

My Little Pony: FIM, TADC, Rhythm Heaven, Disney, Minecraft, and my ocs.

I have no dni besides bigots. I block freely.

I am anti-harassment. STOP FOLLOWING ME IF YOU ARE PRO HARASSMENT, EVEN IF YOU DON'T LABEL YOURSELF AS SUCH, EVEN IF YOU DON'T HARASS PEOPLE YOURSELF. THIS INCLUDES BEING OKAY WITH HARASSING OVER OPINIONS, SHIPS, KINKS, FETISHES, PARAPHILIAS, ETC.

my links (link)

tags + bonus alt blogs + credits under cut!

tags:

#🦀✏️ (my art)

#🦀❕ (me yapping)

#🦀❔ (answering asks)

bonus alt accounts:

@crabcakesart - where i reblog my art

@reblogcakesfourthirteen - where i reblog everything that isnt main worthy

@fishpie612 - system account

graphic credits:

galaxy header and footer: huraxy-dividers on tumblr (link)

star divider: thecutestgrotto on tumblr (link)

twilight sparkle and flufflepuff: cocainepommel on tumblr (link)

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you COULD NOT PAY ME ENOUGH to have children. never in a million years will it happen

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THIS IS ⚡️💥😎RAZOR🆒👅💔 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 SAY WOOF (AKA HELLO) TO HIM

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i just wanna put it out there that i am radinclus (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH RADQUEER)

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did anyone else play monkey preschool lunchbox that shit was peak 🙏

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oh also @rossburke

[rossburke]

I think that when you start pointing fingers and calling everyone a predator, actual people who harm children are going to go under the radar because nobody takes the claims serious after long enough.

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the demonization of fetishes and kinks makes me want to explode

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WHEN THE HELL DOES G6 TAKE PLACE IS IT AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OR IS IT IN BETWEEN SEASONS 1-3 OF FIM???? IDK IF IM THINKING ABT IT TOO MUCH BUT AGHFH

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whenever i see ppl say like "if you dont ___ i dont trust you anymore/ive lost all respect" or whatever and its about not knowing the silliest things that arent that serious i have to yell at myself and remind myself to not take it so seriously (this like never works) and that i will literally probably never interact with the person who said that ever again and its not that deep and that their opinion could not matter less because otherwise ill be SO anxious and will spiral and ill probably also die a slow and painful death because one random ass person who was probably joking doesnt respect me because i dont know all the lyrics to rat by penelope scott

[rossburke]

stop beating me #saveme

also no

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this is why you have 7 docs written about you

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kill him

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why do homophobes think its so funny to call it "the lgbtqxyz alphabet club" or whatever like can you be original im bored

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Is chocolate milk better than sexual stimulation

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Murders you with knives

owwy

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why does my fyp genuinely give me like tje most distressing videos ever when im trying to wind down/go to bed pls stop bro

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mane 6 redesigns!