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oouuh. oooughhh. commission for tred

girlballs

message to all tall transgender women everywhere

kissy

kn0wmore

nat-20s

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

british-rail-official

did you know? every time your train is running late, its because she likes you lots and doesnt want you to leave her early. if its delayed before it gets to you thats because shes anxious to meet you. try to be gentle to her and remind her youll come back and see it again and she'll be more on time next time 🙂‍↕️

guerrillatech

stricatul

For the record: when I ask how you're doing, I always want the long version.

hvv-official

Today, Hochbahn allowed the public to take a look at the tunnels of the new u4 extension from Horner Rennbahn to Horner Geest :D

it was really cool to see :3

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they even let everyone draw on the walls with crayons <3

(edited a bit for legibility)

on the left, I wrote "public transit? shoutout to it/its users in public", inspired by @my-life-is-a-sidequest's post. The "t4t trannies4trains" part was done by @lightfelicis19406 and/or @lordplavis, who i was there with <3

More cool photos under the cut

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Estradiol-Gel mit Rasierschaumaroma als Mittel zur erzwungenen Feminisierung Christian Lindners.

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shiroheise

Environmental storytelling

nealashitposts

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

nealashitposts

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

hyperrbolic-orange

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

dancinbutterfly

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

gremlinangel2

unstoppable force (my constant need for attention) vs immovable object (my debilitating fear of being annoying)

redstonedust

never know what to do with myself when i finish watching a movie. i cant just go back to what i was doing before bro i just had my mind permanently altered by cinema. i should have movie aftercare i should be sitting with the directors having my needs tended to as i process what i just experienced.