BONE MECHA

i have skin and teeth and nails and screws \\ Z, Number Counting Witch, mid-20s, married. gender is fake, x/x's or they/their //

[crabkiddd]

hey I’m remaking

hey, I’m remaking

I’m fucken sick of this blog and I’ve been thinking about remaking for months now so I gone n done it. feel free to follow the new one, @vaporwary!

[crabkiddd]

levels of letting people know that you like a particular book:

[crabkiddd]

ok Question

does anyone remember a website from the mid-2000s that had like. humorous random generator things (I remember one in particular took front page headlines from some dumb UK tabloid and mixed them up) and also had some text-based games, including a

WAIT NEVER MIND I JUST FOUND IT it’s thesurrealist.co.uk

[spitefence-deactivated20190820]

[crabkiddd]

fact about my future at this job: every time I have to ask a customer if their file system is running, i'm gonna have a real hard time not following it up with "you better go catch it!"

[mothspaws]

[firstnonbinarypresident-deactiv]

I will carve out your pets ass

[crabkiddd]

lmaooo a transformer blew at work today and the backup generators didn’t kick in so they had to evacuate the building. so I’m home super early and we’re doing boot camp graduation on Monday instead

[crabkiddd]

I just had a revelation and that revelation is that I'm constantly getting Bayonetta and Beretta mixed up, wow

[tiarasnteakettles]

[assbaka]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

A life hack I never knew I needed until now

[fede-le-grand]

[skellerbvvt]

Let Me Make One Thing Clear

There we go.

[crabkiddd]

uhhh Nikki confirmed for nonbinary???????

[crabkiddd]

today at work I saw a skink(?) and Søren said it was there to learn how to maintain servers, which is almost exactly what I'm doing there too

[prokopetz]

“Management would like you remind all technical staff that the approved procedure is to explain your code to a rubber duck.”

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

happy pride month to those two trucks. you know the ones

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