Crabkey

she/they, cause i'll never be her *thinks of Dave the accountant*.

[punkitt-is-here]

my deltarune fanart, ultimate strategic brilliance one billion

[tairbaz]

Uwa!! So Normal! (npc)

[difrntusername]

the hometown butcher

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[tempestrune]

[oswaldc]

[story-dj]

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash

[crawfishcomic]

Overcompensation

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[crabmanmanda]

My toe is lightly infected and the entire time I've been healing there's been the voice of a medieval plague doctor going -

"My lady, the wound is gangrenous and it will continue to spread and necrotize, I must implore that you amputate it before it risks your life"

and then theres the voice of

"No…. I cannot…. I cannot suffer my realm be ruled by a cripple….. if god wishes the wound to kill me then so be it…. it'll be His mercy which will save me in the end, He will choose as god wills"

"Please I beg of thee…. let not your realm suffer without you….. you NEED to live my lady I beg…. I beg let me help you…"

And then they make out which has really helped null any pain

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[ailithnight]

Of course they're dogs. They're werewolves.

[huntrad-kamikazepilot]

[about30gallonsofchickenbroth]

How could you not include the next three panels

[lordoftablecloths]

peer reviewing this because i didnt realize that either

[draconym]

[sharkfintrigued]

[transfemmbeatrice]

average dnd party

[raishifts]

a lil soundwave design i whipped up bc i wanted to get out of creative burn out (not MUCH of a redesign but oh well)

probably doesnt make a lot of sense, its 2am and i can barely stay awake but i wanted to write stuff down before i forget and one of them is he for sure doesn't change alt modes depending on whats "trending" but more so sees the improved versions of his alt and copies/scans the new additions he finds can be of use, which is why i used a few different music systems and the like

as for the satelite blades i just felt like giving him a weapon LMAO he'd rock double blades gotta draw it sometime

may add more stuff to him, may totally forget ab it and only use this as a ref so i have my own version to draw, who knows

[crabmanmanda]

I'm so normal about this

[grezzirossi]

They're besties for me <3 Bonus:

[crumbazaar]

Omg you draw pocket and ivy so adorably! I love them 💕

[fibsyy]

does tumblr like deadlock or should i go fuck myself

[crabmanmanda]

oughuhgughuhguhguhgug