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☆ he/him ☆ ☆ i like jeeves & wooster, doctor who, hamlet and the odyssey. and a lot of other stuff ☆ ☆ sometimes i yap about my life. my apolocheese ☆

[imanemojoke]

so this isn't my usual post, and it gives away probably too much of my anonyminity, but my band released our first single today!!! its gonna be on all the streaming stuff but bandcamp rocks the most so pls use that instead (spotify is evil)

anyway I don't have enough followers for this to be problematic for me sharing my real life, so here you go. rock and roll or whatever.

[valtsv]

really a good tool for any aspiring critic or creator to develop is the ability to ask yourself - and answer honestly! - whether your disdain for something comes from a place of (perceived) wasted potential or bitter anger that anyone else dared to create something less than perfect while you were too paralysed by dissatisfaction to even attempt to do so yourself. because if it's the latter, then you'll save yourself a lot of time and stress in the long run if you start to recognise just how much of what's holding you back is your own insecurity.

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[jenny-holzer]

[sharkfintrigued]

after the grand success of narnia we're writing the next musical ourselves. btw

[sharkfintrigued]

[sharkfintrigued]

JUST APPLIED TO A UNIVERSITY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[sharkfintrigued]

well guess who got accepted

[flimflix]

If the teacher's 10 million years late we get to evolve right

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[sharkfintrigued]

it's wonderful my friends are getting cats and i asked for updates in general and today, with very little context, one of them just texted "they are screaming"

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[sharkfintrigued]

just saw a life changing räuber production dont talk to me

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr tags reading: literally me w gort, it's so bad someone exorcise me

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: me working at ace hardware: what if bertie wooster was here.... to buy..... screwdrivers.....

Image #3: Tumblr post from utopians reading: once your post hits 5k will start tagging it as shit like "oh my god bumbo wexler absolutely wrote this" and you google him and it's like. a disgraced ex member of AC/DC /End IDs]

[martian-martian-martian]

no goddamn idea who gort is but shoutout everyone going “bertie wooster wouldnt be in a hardware store”. right on, old thing.

[fintan-pyren]

[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[shaggymothman]

bertie in drag again. jeeves met a girl at a party who looked suspiciously like his host.

[sharkfintrigued]

a common misconception about any craft is that you got plany off time