[crabohydrated]

blanketchan replied to your post “i have temporarily returned to tumblr in order to announce that 1) i...”

what about wechat

my mom is on wechat

[crabohydrated]

i have temporarily returned to tumblr in order to announce that 1) i can't tell if i'm horny or stressed or both and 2) i got into cambridge??? w00 and 3) i probably won't be returning to tumblr; i've spent like a good >a month not going in it and i haven't really missed it; it's too much of a time sink without any noticeable gain. if you wanna keep in touch with me, please ask for my other social media stuff (i mostly use fb, whatsapp, snapchat, and text msg) i wanna still interact with you!! ~deuces~

[squirtzing]

Come here boy lemme whisper in ya ear.

[partycautious-deactivated201809]

[fuckyeahisoka-deactivated201501]

Nyanko-sensei (=ↀωↀ=)✧

[crabohydrated]

Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*

Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.

Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*

Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.

Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.

Me: no.

[awwww-cute]

[rumworm]

my favorite kind of bonding is through mutually shared fetishes

[75orchids]

Agreed.

Me and a friend have shared this same fetish for years. We don’t where it came from, but it appears in our houses at random and sometimes when we go to sleep we can hear it whispering.

[adhoption]

flatmate is confused by pregnancy

[chrisprattawesomesource]

"Show me your GQ pose"

[itshio-deactivated20200202]

My printer decided to perfect its postmodernist cut-up technique instead of actually printing my notes

I have titled these “what have you done, you absolute piece of shit” (left) and “?????????” (right), please enjoy

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[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

[drakebarmitzva]

how would you describe your aesthetic?

[gifheaven]

[weloveshortvideos]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

fuck i just watched this like 7 times and i’m laughing so hard i’m crying

[memewhore]