Keelydoesntrun

I have to die on this strange website and so do you

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[dddreamscape]

Mutuals do this

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

[amuseoffyre]

Hot cross buns?

[objectlessondujour]

I've got you in my cross hares

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[i-am-the-oyster]

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[polteergeistt]

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[nokias-nonsense]

*grips you*

your symptoms dont have to be the most severe to be valid. your symptoms are real, and others having worse symptoms doesn't mean anything about yours. its real, its valid and it deserves treatment

[characterlimit]

i hope all the strangers i've ever been temporarily allied with over us being collectively fucked over by public transport are doing well

[carrotssss]

[snapscube]

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands

[thememedaddy]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[ostolero]

these guys ruled the world at the start of the 21st century

[segamascott]

they're both so fucking hot...