EDITED Introduction post
Hi I'm crab that's my name i abandoned this blog a while ago
Pronouns are he/him
Dni = transphobia, homophobia, racists, proshippers etc.
Ask box is open put whatever just don't be weird or anything above in the dni

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EDITED Introduction post
Hi I'm crab that's my name i abandoned this blog a while ago
Pronouns are he/him
Dni = transphobia, homophobia, racists, proshippers etc.
Ask box is open put whatever just don't be weird or anything above in the dni
Literally just using this account to consume other posts please don't expect crabs more than once a year
Anyway here is the crab of 2025:
BOXER CRAB
Look at that thing. Oh yeah facts uhh
- It's little boxing gloves can sting you. Pretty sure that's against the rule but wtv
- its boxing gloves are actually anemones (how do you pronounce that??)
-it's also called the pom pom crab because some people like pom pom more than boxing glove.
Sorry i was gone so long guys i was evolving into a crustation
I’m going to unleash the crab on you
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
Wait a second were those blogs getting notifications that I booped them?
Crab facts 13:
Scientific name? Kiwa Hirsuta Discovered in 2005 these little hairy nightmares are typically found in the pacific ocean. Only approximately 15 cm long and still able to strike fear into the hearts of my friend, I personally drew this Yeti crab myself. They tend to live near hydrothermal vents.
Sorry for lack of posts I forgot and my queue ran out again so here I am two days late anyway heres Facts 12:
COCONUT CRAB
The COCONUT CRAB is a type of giant hermit crab. It is also known as the ROBBER CRAB, PALM THEIF and if you want to get scientific BIRGUS LATRO and are generally around 3 feet across. They mostly eat fruits, nuts and seeds but are known to occasionally treat themselves to eachother.
LOOK AT HIM ❤️❤️❤️❤️
official crab post
My life is complete
What got you into Homestuck?
You knew someone into it
You saw fanart and wanted more
You read fanfic and wanted more
It seemed like a big deal so you thought you'd give it a go
Jacksepticeye's Hiveswap playthrough
Another creator doing a playthrough
A one off video essay
A one off podcast episode
Fandom meta
A creator you like talking about it or Hussie positively
Already a Hussie fan or in those sorts of circles when it started
Other
If multiple of these apply, just choose whatever was the last straw. Some of these might be super specific which is leaving less room for other options, so if enough "other" gets chosen, I might make another one
Have a Homestuck poll you want posted? Go ahead and submit it!
Personally it was because I started looking at Fandoms that I missed out on in their prime cause I was too young/ into different stuff
I was heavily into a fandom that was popular around the same time and I saw someone mention homestuck and I realized that they were two different things (i did not know this previously) and had a real "What the fuck is homestuck who are these little gray fuckers" moment.
y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.
Okay guys I'm trying to make an actual trollsona and I did 3 different personality quizzes for blood color and got different flavors of green so I'm leaving it up to tumblr to decide
What blood color am I?
Jade Blood
Olive Blood
Lime Blood
Other? (tell me)
see results
Crab fact 11: The sign for cancer is a crab because the constellation is a crab that was crushed under the foot of Hercules and its remains were put in the sky by Hera which formed the constellation.
Important pol
Do you like your patron troll as a character
Yes I do like them
No I don't like them
See result
Crab facts 10:
Snow crabs can live up to 20 years and look like they walked straight out of my personal nightmares. Also they were named after the color of their meat!
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts